Author's Note:
Disclaimer: I do not own Disney's 'Frozen' or Disney's Frozen's 'Let it Go'. I do not own Mortis Ghost's 'OFF' or any of its characters, settings, storylines and themes.
So, yeah. I get that 'Frozen' came out last year and 'Let it Go' should be totally over now, but my friend and I who were chatting came up with Batterelsa, one day. Being the writer that I am, I came up with a parody of 'Let it Go', titled 'Purify'. And I drew Batterelsa in all his/her glory. I don't plan on changing anything, and I don't care about any reviews here. But for the sake of at least some sort of contribution to the fandom, I've decided to post this up on here. Enjoy a badly-written parody.
The zones are cold and so barren tonight,
Not a spectre to be seen.
A pure world of desolation,
With no Elsen on the streets.
The Batter has no one else to purify,
What will he do now? Everyone has died.
His sacred quest's done finally,
And his puppeteer has left him be.
Now there's no strings to hold him down,
What will he do now?
Purify,
Purify,
What purpose has he now?
Purify,
Purify
There's purity all around.
The hero had come to save the day,
But that's over now,
Because there is nothing left in his way.
The sacred mission had started,
With Puppet and Puppeteer.
But everything is pure now,
And there's nothing left to fear.
There's no more spectres to subdue,
All the guardians he has gone through.
He's even defeated the Queen,
He's free!
Purify,
Purify,
His quest is now complete!
Purify,
Purify,
There's no one else to beat!
Monchrome lands are all around,
No impurity...
Dedan was an asshole just to say the least,
And Japhet possesed a cat called Valerie!
Enoch was just a lardass fatty beast,
And the Queen was being sincere,
There's nothing left to fear!
Purify,
Purify,
What purpose has he now?
Purify,
Purify,
There's purity all around!
The white hero purified today,
But that's over now,
Because there is nothing left in his way.