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It truly was a wonderful day in Tomobiki. The trees were full of beautiful leaves, and with birds singing in their branches. A new family has moved into town today, The Son Family. Gohan had to go to school, so Chi Chi picked a town with an excellent education system to move to.
"Gohan, go explore the town with Goten"
"Ok, we will be careful!" Goten and Gohan rushed out the door. 'I have to hold back and no flying; I don't want everyone to go insane on my first day here.'
Gohan and Goten walked outside and looked in wonder at their new home. Chi Chi wanted to get away from the mountains for a little bit and go to the city. The mountains reminded her too much of her late husband, Goku. The family had bought a nice beige house with a red roof. Gohan would be going to Tomobiki High School in a month. One may ask where the family was getting their money from. A certain 'World Champion' pays Gohan a hefty sum of money to keep quiet about his role in the cell games quiet.
"Wow! This place is HUGE!" exclaimed Goten to Gohan.
"This place is smaller than West City, where Trunks, Bulma, and Vegeta live."
"We should visit them soon."
"I'll ask mom when we get back." replied Gohan.
The duo were so involved in their conversation that they didn't notice passing a baseball field. In that said baseball field, a heavy hitter just swung a mighty homerun. The ball soared and hit Gohan square in the jaw. Gohan barely noticed it. Every ball player who saw how he took the hit jaw dropped.
"Are you OK? Can we have our ball back?" one shouted.
Gohan grabbed the ball and flicked it at the player. A Gohan flick equals the ball making a hole in the player's mitt. The jaws of the players broke the crust of the earth.
"The sure was ominous!" an old monk chimed in as he appeared out of nowhere. He continued saying "Do not go in that direction, I predict a bad thing will happen if you do." The monk pointed in the direction of the Son household.
As soon as the monk said that, the stomachs' of Gohan and Goten rumbled so loud that one would mistake it for a lion's roar. Chi Chi conveniently forgot to give the boys any money to buy food.
"I'm sorry Mr. Monk, but that is where our home is and we need food!" Goten and Gohan hurried away to quench their hunger.
"Tis fate. I should say their last rites." The monk mumbled incoherently.
'Man that dude gave me the creeps.' thought Gohan.
"Goten, how do you like this place?" inquired Gohan.
"This place certainly is different." Goten said with a smile. As the duo got nearer to their house, they sensed a bunch of people surrounding their house. When they got to their house, the military was there. They rushed in their house and found their mom.
"Mom, are you okay?" asked Gohan.
"Yes, and we have guests." Answered Chi Chi. Inside the dining room were two men. One was a giant Oni with a tiger striped jumpsuit. And another looked like a government official. The oni started speaking.
"Hello, my name is Mr. Invader, Gohan, you have been chosen randomly through my computer to represent your planet to repel an alien invasion. You must win duel with a chosen champion. If you win, we'll leave, if you don't, we invade." The government official decided to chime in.
"By duel he means tag race that will last ten days. You win by grabbing your opponent's horns"
Gohan looked relieved that he didn't have to reduce anyone to ashes or massacre anyone.
"Your opponent should arrive shortly for introductions." Stated Mr. Invader.
As soon as he said that. I giant space ship appeared out of nowhere. It let down a massive lightning bolt directed at the Son residence. In the aftermath, an oni girl appeared in front of Gohan. She was wearing a tiger striped bikini with go-go boots. She had long flowing green hair and eyes as blue as the sky. Plus her bust size was not too shabby. Needless to say, she was the most beautiful girl Gohan has ever seen.
"My name is Lum cha'. I am a lot harder to catch than I look cha'." She winked at Gohan.
"I have a few tricks of my own." Gohan smugly replied.
'This shouldn't be much of a challenge, but I should ask Vegeta about onis though and do some homework.'
"The race starts in two days, I'll see you then cha'!" winked Lum again. Lum, Mr. Invader, and the government official left.
'He's really cute! I bet he would give Rei a run for his money.' Lum blushed at her thought. The military left and left the Son's in silence.
"Mom what's for dinner, I'm starving!" the recently ignored Goten exclaimed. Chi Chi brought out a huge tray of gourmet Chinese delicacies that could feed a village for a week.
"Gohan, she was very pretty, it's never too early to get hitched." Chi Chi said over dinner. Gohan blushed intensely, finished his dinner and flew to West City to the Capsule Corporation.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" replied Vegeta as Gohan explained his situation.
"You should not have any trouble with this, Onis are very weak, that Freeza was never even worried about them."
"That's a relief, should I drag this out for the fun of it? Things have been boring and this will entertain me for ten days."
"Why not, just try not to destroy her."
"She's very pretty, I wonder what will happen after this."
"Don't worry about it, let us spar, as you are the only opponent who can beat me." Vegeta smirked at his last remark.
Vegeta has played a very paternal role to Gohan and Goten since Goku died. His reasons are that a proper Saiyan should have a proper authority figure. In reality, he bonded really well with the Sons.
The spar went as followed. Both powered up to Super Saiyan in the gravity chamber, then they threw a flurry of punches and kicks at blinding speeds. After both had their fair share of pummeling, they entered a beam struggle. Gohan beat Vegeta and both ate a senzu bean because Bulma now grows them as per Vegeta's request.
"Tell Trunks and Bulma Goten and I say Hi!" shouted Gohan right before he flew away to his home.
' I think I deserve a rest from this nonsense.' Gohan thought as he crawled into bed.