The Oddest Couple You'll Find… Ever!

Dedicated to Melody who asked me to write this. Thanks!

Wufei walks in Quatre's house.

Wufei- Hey what's up? Everybody stares at him. What?

Duo- Wufei, are you feeling all right? Stands up slowly.

Wufei- Yeah fine, why?

Quatre- 'Cause the only time you ever really talk in when,- pauses,- OH MY GOD!!!!! WUFEI ARE YOU IN LOVE?

Wufei- Silence

Duo- Wufei's in love, Wufei's in love, Wufei's in-

Wufei- Shut up! Meany! Runs to a corner and curls up in a ball looking quite adorable.

Quatre- Duo! Look what you did! Runs over to Wufei, who are you in love with?

Wufei- Dorothy.

Silence

Trowa- Wasn't she Quatre's girlfriend?

Quatre- WUFEI!!! SHE'S MINE!!!

Wufei- She loves me to so-

Quatre- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Runs to his room.

Heero starts to crack up and fall on floor in laughing pain.

Duo- Uhhh… Heero, are you ok? 'Cause you never laugh? Heero has tears in his eyes and is still paralyzed in laughter.

Dorothy walks in.

Wufei- Hi Dorothy!

Dorothy- Hello my Darling- Baby- Bucka- Boo! How have you been?

Wufei- Great and- Duo screeches.

Duo- "Draling- Baby- Bucka- Boo"!!! What are ya Wu-man? Romeo? Duo gets paralyzed with laughter along with Heero.

Quatre walks out with tears.

Quatre- How could you-you-you BIG MEANY!!!!!

Dorothy- What are you talking about?

Quatre- MEANY!!!!

Trowa- Am I the only person here that still has some sanity left in them?

Duo and Heero still rolling on the ground in laughter, Quatre still crying, Wufei and Dorothy hugging each other, and Trowa just standing in bewilderment.

Fin.