Title: Inevitable
Category: short, fluffy, humourous DRR drabble (new category!)
Rating: G
Summary: Too short to summarise - just read.
~x~
It's not gonna happen.
I know it, he knows it, even the damn universe knows it. I can sense its smugness, and it's pissing me off. Does it have to be so superior? Does it really think that I'm unaware that it's laughing at me? If I wasn't afraid of bad karma for the rest of my lives, I'd smack it right in its self-righteous face. If it had a face, that is.
It's not gonna happen.
Okay, so stranger things have been known to occur. I've seen a lot of those strange things myself, so I know just how kooky things can get out there. But this . . . this is laughable. Actually, when I think about it, it's more than that. It's totally ridiculous. Completely out of the question. And it just occurred to me that I'm spending an awful amount of my time thinking about something that's laughable and ridiculous and quite simply *not going to happen,* when I should be concentrating on the matter at hand. Yes, that would be good. Words . . . I need to find some words for that social exercise known as conversation. Damn it! Where are the words when I need them? The universe probably ate them. It's punishing me for threatening to smack it. Sometimes it's petty like that.
It's not gonna happen, but...
. . .we've finished eating, and we're done talking and he's looking at me like maybe he's going to...
. . . and now he's moving towards me and I'm moving towards him and his lips are slightly parted and my eyes are closing and any second now there's going to be contact and then...
. . . It's gonna happen.
Just like that.
Inevitable.
A/N: I apologise for the formatting. FF ate my ellipses and turned them into the lines you see now.
Category: short, fluffy, humourous DRR drabble (new category!)
Rating: G
Summary: Too short to summarise - just read.
~x~
It's not gonna happen.
I know it, he knows it, even the damn universe knows it. I can sense its smugness, and it's pissing me off. Does it have to be so superior? Does it really think that I'm unaware that it's laughing at me? If I wasn't afraid of bad karma for the rest of my lives, I'd smack it right in its self-righteous face. If it had a face, that is.
It's not gonna happen.
Okay, so stranger things have been known to occur. I've seen a lot of those strange things myself, so I know just how kooky things can get out there. But this . . . this is laughable. Actually, when I think about it, it's more than that. It's totally ridiculous. Completely out of the question. And it just occurred to me that I'm spending an awful amount of my time thinking about something that's laughable and ridiculous and quite simply *not going to happen,* when I should be concentrating on the matter at hand. Yes, that would be good. Words . . . I need to find some words for that social exercise known as conversation. Damn it! Where are the words when I need them? The universe probably ate them. It's punishing me for threatening to smack it. Sometimes it's petty like that.
It's not gonna happen, but...
. . .we've finished eating, and we're done talking and he's looking at me like maybe he's going to...
. . . and now he's moving towards me and I'm moving towards him and his lips are slightly parted and my eyes are closing and any second now there's going to be contact and then...
. . . It's gonna happen.
Just like that.
Inevitable.
A/N: I apologise for the formatting. FF ate my ellipses and turned them into the lines you see now.