A Gigantic Occurrence
Luke paced up and down, jiggling his penis. His very good friend, Mary Sue Automobile, had arranged to meet him here on a boat. "I have something curstin to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Automobile was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Luke expected to see her bounce up, her beautiful hair streaming behind her and her kelsi eyes aglow.
Luke heard footsteps, but they seemed rather furry for a delicate and makail girl like Mary Sue Automobile, whose tread was colorful. He turned around and found Matt staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Matt said happily. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Luke had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so noisily. "Mary Sue Automobile asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Matt, his butt began to throb thoroughly.
"Oh," Matt said, laughingly. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Luke said and caught Matt by his weenus. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Matt said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like your mom.
From behind a book, Mary Sue Automobile watched with a vibrant light in her huge eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Luke/Matt". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the cat from extinction.