Hey everyone out there! You may or may not know me, I'm the fates of love, but lots of good bests on the site call me fates, and you are welcome to do so! This is my first time writing out of my comfort zone, so please go easy on me! But, I'm not exactly new to the overall site either, so criticism is welcome! I hope you enjoy this, and I hope that elegos-sirianial-shamtul, of whom I dedicate this story to, isn't over the top peed off at me! And please remember that I love all the characters as much as you do! I just like making fun, so these are just some harmless words of wit, riiiiight?!
Disclaimer: I cannot will full confidence say that I own Twilight, COTT (for my fans from other dimensions), or Robert Pattinson. He is however, veery nice looking!
I will not claim that Edwards greatest super-human power is running away.
He can also see the porno, nymphomania thoughts of teen girls so he can get a date!
I can't brand something as "So easy Esme could do it".
She will find it, and pain will be inevitable.
I will not steal Rosalie's makeup and other beauty products for my own personal enjoyment of hearing her scream all the way across town.
It should never be claimed that Alice's predictions come from "The Magic 8 ball of Love". I would do well to remember this.
I will not insist that Bella slept with Emmett and Jasper, just so they would turn her.
Even if it is true.
Even if I have bonafied evidence.
I will not walk up to Edward and Bella, Rosalie and Emmett, or Alice and Jasper when either couple is holding hands, then shout as loud as possible: "I thought we had something special going on here!"
Or "Are you gonna smack her into a wall yet?!"
I will not bet Bella that vampires can't get horny.
I will then be responsible for her pregnace if she finds Edward.
Wow! I love it! If you get mad at me, you clearly have no scence of humor^_^ So, RxR, and maybe theres more in store if I get a good idea.
Your friend and fellow writer,
fates^.^