I seriously HAD to write this, I'm so bored and this is a kind of funny thought for me! Written like MoA never happened.
According to his dad, there was an emergency. And his dad would know, being the Lord of the underworld. Once again Nico was called to duty, and he wasn't exactly happy about it. He could have been spending time with his half sister or hanging out with Percy.
But instead he was called to the underworld to help control the masses of dead.
"What happened? War? Shooting? Seriously, why are there so many people?" Nico asked.
"No... I'll tell you after we get them under control." Hades told his son.
There was a line at EZ death! Something was definitely wrong, but what? Nico just couldn't figure it out. Maybe a giant had taken out a continent or something. Monster attacks in Hawaii?
Nico was busy all day and annoyed to death. Okay... Bad pun, really bad pun, but the son of Hades has to have at least some underdeveloped sense of humor, doesn't he?
"So Dad, what happened?" Nico said, exhausted and full of anticipation, he'd been puzzling over this all day, what was this insane death magnet?! Should he call his friends to get rid of it? Or had they already? No more dead were trickling in, and he'd had no contact from the outside world.
"Bring me my folder Nico." Hades ordered. Nico sighed and went and got it.
"Here." He was tired of his dad stalling and was excited when he pulled something out.
"This is the reason." It was a coupon, and Nico stared, disgusted, at it.
"Twenty five percent off death by chocolate icecream?!" Enraged, he took a step forward, stumbled, and fell asleep on the throne room's floor.
He had officially decided he hated icecream.
Hahahahaha!