Title: Ode to a Harlequin

Author: TheBlackCatCrossing

Genre: Poetry/Tragedy

Synopsis: Harley's story told in a few words.

Author's note: I was inspired to do this after listening to some music and I thought I would challenge myself by telling Harley's story in as little words as possible. I was going to do this for National Poetry Month but real life got in the way. Ah, well. Better late than never, right? PLEASE read end notes.

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters. They belong to DC Comics. I am just having fun with them.


She went by the book, she also used her head

Innovative baby, she went to deal her hand

She used so many masks to get ahead

The doctors could not categorize her for she was like sand

She had the face of an angel, heart of a sprite

On the inside, she shuffled her cards

She was labeled, classified, certified

She captured so many hearts

She was cut down to her simplest form

She was studied like an animal, a case study

Another sad statistic, she earned her critic's scorn

Yet, her forte was not jewelry or money

Her passion and poison were one

Two of hearts, two of mind

Her heart said stay, her mind said run

It was a twisted paradox, a beautiful lie

Documentaries and books sold her name

Susan and Patty, she was now part of that Hall of Fame

A dream that turned into shame

Some days she no longer wanted to be part of that game

An object, a toy, what was she?

A whore? An opportunist? A lost soul?

A woman in control of her destiny or a glorified groupie?

She was both lamb and a dhole.

A painted face hid her tears

Storybook romance was an illusion

Put on a happy face, ignore those fears

A small promise, the right words were a comfortable delusion.

Logic was toxic

Linear was boring

Color was her moxie

Nonsense was her calling

She had so many faces,

She deserved a Globe.

Too many times, she fell from grace

Arkham was both hotel and home.

She was at the mercy

Of his attention and his touch

She gave her heart and spread her legs

A kiss for breakfast and a slap for lunch

River deep, mountain high

She didn't really question why

He would make her scream then sigh

Brought out of her cocoon, she was no longer shy.

Her true self was like a pair of dice.

~END~


In case some of you do not know, I have a very unpopular view on the Joker and Harley Quinn relationship. I just believe in seeing things as they are instead of sugarcoating something that is very real to some people. To me, it's more tragic than romantic. If you came here to lecture me on why I 'don't get it' or that I am doing it wrong, let me remind you that this is just one person's views and there are PLENTY of examples on the site that will suit your fancy. This is fanfiction and a creative exercise. That is all. Adieu.