How The Straw Hat Pirates Destroyed Al Kahn
(2002)
(The Grand Line; The Going Merry)
"Oi! Zoro, Sanji, Nami, Usopp, Chopper, Robin, come here!" Luffy yelled in excitement as everyone walked toward him as he held the newspaper.
"Y-You can read?" Sanji said sarcastically as he saw Luffy with the newspaper in his hand.
"Yeah, I can read." Luffy said cluelessly.
"Well, what is it?" Nami asked before she came to the conclusion Luffy was wasting everybody's time.
"Ok, the news is that... we're getting our own TV Show!"Luffy said anxiously.
"I'm famous! Yahoo!" Usopp yelled as he danced with joy.
"I'm rich!" Nami cried as he dreamed of the piles of money that possibly awaited her.
"It says it will be done by a company called... 4Kids." Luffy said as he dreamed of food, piles of it, piling to the mountaintops, from the East Blue over to the New World, unlimited quantities of it, and it's all you can eat.
The Straw Hat Pirates now celebrated, it was great then... but this is only the begining.
(2003)
(The Going Merry; Aquarium)
The Pirates watched the Television, awaiting their show to come on. They had waited months for this day and it finally came.
"There once was pirate named Gold Roger, who was the King of the Pirates.
He had fame, power and wealth beyond your wildest dreams.
Before they hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said.
"My fortune yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first. I left everything I own in One Piece.
Ever since, pirates from all over the world set set sail for the grand line searching for One Piece, the tresure that will make their dreams come true."
YO-ya-yo, ya-yo!
Dreamin', don't give it up Luffy
Dreamin', don't give it up Zolo
Dreamin', don't give it up Nami
Dreamin', don't give it give it up give it up give it up give it up give it NO!
Here's how the story goes we find out
About a Treasure in the Grand Line
Theres no doubt, The pirate who's eye on it
He'll sing I'll be King of the Pirates
I'm gonna be king
Ya-yo, ya-yo ya-yo, ho-ho
His name is Luffy
That's Monkey D. Luffy
Gonna be king of the pirates!
He's made of rubber - how did that happen?
Yo-ho-ho he took a bite of Gum Gum
Ya-yo, ya-yo
His name's Zolo he's just like a samurai
and a l-a-d-y Nami's not shy
They're the pirates who can do anything (?)
He's gonna be king of the pirates, he gonna be king!
Ya-yo-ya-yo-ya-yo ho-ho, set sail for One Piece, it's the name of the treasure in the Grand Line
Ya-yo-ya-yo, set sail for One Piece!
...
"Okay... let's hope the actual show is better." Zoro said.
(22 Minutes Later)
"I'm going to kill whoever did this!" Luffy, Sanji and Zoro yelled.
"They left me out of the show, same for Robin-swan and Nami-swan!" Sanji cried.
"My name is Zolo... Out of all the names, Zolo!" Zoro yelled.
"And why do I have that voice, I hate it! It sounds nothing like me!" Luffy said.
"And the music! This is not supposed to a show for children!" They all said.
"Correction, but the company is called "4Kids" Nami said.
"We'll have to deal with it for now."
(Nine Months Later)
"Sooo... who wants to kill whoever made this, gave us dumb ass voices, childish music, and an abomination overall?" Sanji announced.
They all replied with a Yes, even Robin agreed, probably for her Texan-like voice.
"After this, we don't have to deal with terrible puns like: "He was a lucky ducky", "Vanilla Rice", "Remember, It's Your Rubber Knife", and "How about a nice room... in a dungeon", or any of that bullshit!" Sanji yelled.
"The guy's name is Alfred Kahn, he's the CEO Of 4Kids.. let's go." Luffy said as the pirates set sail for Al Kahn.
(At 4Kids HQ)
"I love raping perfectly good animes like One Piece! It's my pride and joy!" Kahn laughed as he looked at the badly edited shows.
"MWAHAHAHAH! No one can stop me!"
TBC.
Will the Straw Hats Succeed?
Will Al Kahn be stopped?
Is Al Kahn related to Genghis Khan or Khan from Star Trek II?
Find out next time in the finale!