AN: I think that badfic is a form of art. Especially the kind of badfic that's been run though a shitty online translator. Thus I bring you the first in a long line of nearly unreadable crackfic.
Enjoy yourselves, and good luck trying to decipher it. I own nothing.
Lloyd it was located in the deep of poop.
"It is pregnant? As can it be pregnant?"
Raine threw glare on it. "I am confident you he knows."
He reddened. "Which… not what I meant! We even… you know never that… it made it."
Raine crossed her handles. "After this you there is no father. You will obtain this answer outside rapidly. When public learns that unwed selected year old 16 it is pregnant, not from its fellow, there will be riots."
Lloyd it buried his side in his hands. "That I assumed in order to make?"
Raine he flapped down. "You will have a talk to it, to you moron!"
Lloyd it moved to the room Of colette. It is stale in its bed, turns pale looked shake a little. When it noted Lloyd, it began to sob. "I so apology! I do not know that it happened!"
Lloyd it accepted respiration to percolate, crossed room and placed his handles all around of her. "I listen to, I not to the ides to lie to you. I am hurt by this. You betrayed me. But I love you. I still want to be with you and I want to be there for you. This child of ours."
Breaks still downward from its side, it turned in order to look Lloyd. "Kratos father."
Lloyd it gripped its arm tenderly but solidly. "I do not worry! That does not have value. I you love!"
Colette began to cry in proportion to it threw its handles all around of him. "Oh, Lloyd!"
Thus made a father Lloyd his own brother.