This is a really stupid story that I told my friend when she was being really quiet. If you think it is idiotic in a funny kind of way, then i have succeeded. I made Jimmy up for the record.
Once there was a boy named Jimmy. He was a very special boy. He had spent his childhood in Antarctica being raised by Kung-Fu Penguins, a unicorn named Sparkles, and a flying snake named Fred. Jimmy had spent the first 13 years of his life learning things from his magical friends, and found that there was almost nothing that he could not do.
His powers included: Flying, speaking all of the known languages, talking to animals, and basically anything else one can think of.
Unfortunately for Jimmy, he did not have any social skills because he had never met anyone other than his animal friends.
One day, Jimmy realized that he was gravely lonely in Antarctica and decided to search the world in hopes of making some real friends.
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