A/N: Okay, weird one-shot about the strange noises coming from Kankurou's room…as well as his funny pictures. Gaara is about six.

"Hey Tema-chan, can I ask you a question?" Gaara asked quizzically. Temari nodded.

"Why does Kanky-kun have pictures of girls in his room? And why do funny noises come from his room at night?"

Temari's chin smacked the floor. She stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, KANKUROU!!" Kankurou poked his head in the room and said, "Yo."

"Have you been *whisper whisper* at night?!"

Kankurou turned red. Temari looked furious and whispered so that Gaara couldn't hear, "You should know better! He can hear you! And hide your goddamned porn!" Kankurou whispered back, "Well what do I tell him?" He looked at Gaara and said, "Gaara, those noises are from a CD and the pictures are a school project, okay? A secret project, so don't tell anyone, okay?" Gaara nodded his head in understanding and went to go build a sandcastle in the backyard.

A/N: Alrighty then, horrible ending, but this was just to put up five works so as to be able to be a beta reader for my friend Naachan! No need to review, but I'd still appreciate it! ^w^ Bai bai now! *waves*