I can't help it! After Battle for Mewni, I HAD to write this. Oh god! I wished Toffee was a distraction for the ACTUAL VILLAIN of the story. I even...

You know what? Just read. I'll even let you guys use HER in your stories. If you're inspired. :D

Septarsis

Mewni's Neighboring Kingdom. A Kingdom full of Monsters. There are good Monsters, then there are bad Monsters. Then there's the worst of the worst...

"Armageda Elizabeth Montaria Reptiliana. Come out this instant, Young Lady. We have Guests." Queen Marrow called out to her only Daughter from the outside of her room.

"I rather be imprisoned for a million years than to see that... That...!" Princess Armageda complained From inside her room.

"Language, Young Lady." Her Mother scolded, "If you're not there 10 minutes after our Guests have arrived, then we have no choice but to revoke you of your Warrior Training for a Month."

After her decree, the red frilled Lizard Monster Queen left the scene, sighing in disappointment. Children these days. The first time those two met, things went rather... too wild. Even for their Species.

She and her Husband, King Gorion, were childhood Friends with Lord and Lady Raptus. They spend so much time with each other that they practically consider each other Family.

They even plan to bring their own children... together.

Sadly... it's taking longer than expected.

The Queen made her way to the Garden Pavillion where her Husband and long-time friends were waiting. As expected, their handsome young, humanoid, gray lizard son was also there, hiding his feeling of aggravation. Why can't children of different genders just get along?

The young Lizard Lord stood up and gave the Queen a respectful bow, "Queen Marrow."

"Good day to you too, Tyrex." Marrow curtsied back.

Tyrex helped the Queen to her seat before returning to his. Before he did, he senses a new presence approaching the Pavilion and glared at her direction.

"Well it was nice of you to finally join us, Dear." Queen Marrow greeted her Daughter.

Some say that Princess Armageda bears an uncanny resemblance to her mother when she was young. The difference was that her frills were black while her Mother's were red. She also shares her Mother's tail color, only her Mother didn't have spikes on her tail.

The young Princess curtsied to her Parents and her Guests. (Although she wishes she didn't have to greet all of them.)

"Good Day, Lord and Lady Raptus." She courteously greeted.

"And to you too, Princess Armageda." Lord Raptus greeted back, before turning to his Son.

Tyrex was enjoying his cup of tea when he felt his Father nudging him with his elbow. When he looked up, Lord Raptus was gesturing with his head. Oh no. Did he have too?

Not wanting to insult his Hosts, Tyrex hesitantly made out of the Pavilion to... greet, the Princess. The two momentarily gave each other scowls before bowing and curtsying to each other at the same time.

"Amy." Tyrex greeted bitterly.

"Toffee." Armageda shot back.

Tyrex just wanted to jump on the Princess and knock her down on the ground. Unfortunately for him, there were witnesses.

Being the Gentleman he was suppose to be, Tof... Tyrex, gestured for Am... Armageda, to take his arm. The Princess said no word as she took him by the arm and allowed him to lead her into the Pavilion. He offers to help her into his seat, and pushed her chair so hard that it made loud squeaking noises. Tyrex smirked at the Princess' expression before returning to his seat, but instead, he completely tumbled on his back on the ground, much to the surprise of his Parents and the King and Queen. He rubbed his sore back before glaring at the Culprit; Princess Armageda snickered as her tail held onto Tyrex' chair.

The rest of the Visit, was the same as the last ones; Always ending in disaster.

The Parents would try to distract their Children from mutilating each other by talking about, non-violent subjects. This backfired on them as the kids were more interested in "accidentally" spilling tea on each other or poking each other with their tails. When the Parents advised them to take a stroll in the Gardens... Let's just say, when they returned, their clothes were messed up and there were scars all over their body.

Finally, the kids didn't have to endure any longer as the Visit ended and both Families waved each other good-bye with smiles on their faces.

Actually, the smiles were only on the kids' faces. The adults were disappointed. As always, there was no progress in today's Visit.

"While you clean yourself up, you can also clean up that attitude of yours." Queen Marrow angrily advised her Daughter.

"You know its about time you and Tyrex get along." King Gorion added, "He did give you that nice Nickname."

Armageda groaned. It was not a nice Nickname. When they first met, Toffee had trouble saying her name right, so he shortened it, to "Amy"! Every kid playing in the Castle Grounds that day made fun of her because of that. Since that day, the two were enemies.

"Why are you guys making a big deal out of this?" Armageda asks in defiance, "You know we'll never ever get along."

"We just... don't want you two to be alone." King Gorion replies, "If something bad ever happens to all 4 of us..."

"That's highly unlikely to happen." Armageda scoffs.

"One day you'll finally give in, Dear. One day." Queen Marrow swears.

Armageda scoffs once more, "Never gonna happen."

"You know, I think you two made progress." Lord Raptus spoke as Tyrex stared mindlessly at the window of the coach as they were driven back to their home.

"Define the term, 'progress'." Tyrex replies, not taking his eyes off the road."

"She only called you by your Nickname twice." Lady Raptus pointed out, remembering the past Play dates and Visits when the Princess teased him, calling him 'Toffee' more than twice.

Tyrex groaned. His Parents didn't count the times she silently called him by that awful Nickname. He mentally curses the day he ate that Toffee-filled she offered to him. He had trouble chewing the dessert because of how sticky it was. Everyone could see his Toffee-filled fangs and laughed at his dilemma. Her Royal Highness made it worst by giving him that horrible Nickname 'Toffee'. Since that day, the two became enemies.

"What's the point of these Visits if we can never ever get along?" Tyrex asks.

"We just... don't want you two to be alone when we, go." Lady Raptus pointed out.

"Oh please." Tyrex scoffs, "I think you're way over-reacting, Mother."

"Son, one day, you'll give in. One day." Lord Raptus swears.

Tyrex scoffs once more, "Never gonna happen."

Little the two Monsters know, a greater force has dark plans for them...