A very,,, serious,, fanfiction.. . ,, per request. ijust give the people what they want. NickxJimbles ! yaoi ! highly nsfw !
I was sitting in my laboratory with Godard. He barked stupidly at the screen as I worked, twisting knobs, observing changes, and making sharp calculations. "Shut the heck up, Godard," I commanded. I wasn't quite certain why I had programmed him to bark like a retard. In hindsight, barking was a huge downside to canines but fore some godforsaken reason something in my head had said 'you know whats a good idea? make this piece of shit bark all the fucking time.'
Ignoring his obnoxious vocals, I began to focus my entirety on the screen. So much so, that I didn't notice someone entering the room. Overly occupied with my experiment, I didn't even recognize movements nearby until I felt a touch on my shoulders.
"What!" I shouted, jumping in my chair. I swiveled around and my eyes met deep dark brown ones.
Nick smirked at my shock, pleased with his ability to surprise me.
And boy was I surprised. How had he gotten in in the first place? And why he of all people? What did he want?
"What are you doing here?" I demanded, my voice cracking embarrassingly in the middle of my yell.
His hand still rested uncomfortably on my shoulder and I vaguely wondered when he would remove it, "You scared, Neutron?"
Scared of what? I thought furiously, but before I could reply Nick had placed himself on my lap. My head rammed backwards in confusion.
What in the heck was he doing? that was the only thought that could form in my head at this second and before any words could leave my lips they were covered... by Nick's warm kiss.
He was... He... Nick kissed me? What was he doing?
Suddenly I realized why Nick had come here, "bRAIN lBAST!" I shouted idiotically, spraying a bit of spit in Nick's direction. He wanted to do... the do. That's why he had come all the way here.
"Finally figured it out, genius," Nick grinned coolly.
After that we made out and did the diddly do. He put his mini banana in my donut hole and it was good.