Two Fullmetal Alchemist fan girls were walking down the streets of Ametris. They were discussing their new phase: RoyEd. Yes Roy Mustang and Edward Elric. They loved the two together, not caring what anyone else thought. They were hot. The Flame and The Fullmetal Alchemist, what more could they want?
"Well I think that Roy would top. He is so dominant in the relationship" the oldest Charlotte said.
"Nah I think Ed would top" one of her closest friends Taryn replied "I think he is hiding under a mask. He isn't the person everyone thinks he is".
"You serious? Edward is little"
"DON'T CALL ME SMALL" they heard a familiar voice scream. They turned around confused and saw none other than the Fullmetal Alchemist himself walking towards them.
"OMG ITS EDWARD" Charlotte and Taryn screamed.
Edward smiled, knowing that everyone loved him. After all he WAS the hero of the people and the most popular Alchemist within Ametris. He approached the two girls
"You're even smaller in person" Charlotte thought not realising she had said the comment out loud.
"IM NOT SHORT" Edward growled. "I'm a ranking Alchemist. I deserve some God damn respect"
"You deserve Roy"
"Excuse me?"
"You and Roy belong together"
"What the hell. You think I would be with HIM?. Of all people?" Edward couldn't believe what the two girls were saying. That he should be with the Flame Alchemist, Colonel Mustang?"
"Yeah. You two are soooooooooooo hot together"
"We got some fics wanna see?"
"Some what?"
"Fics. Ya know? Fanfictions?"
"Oh. Yeah…" Ed agreed although he didn't have a clue what the two girls were talking about. They produced some fanfictions and showed them to Ed.
After about 10 minutes Ed threw down the fanfics in disgust "How dare you write this crap. You think I'm gay? And even if I was I wouldn't be with that egotistical Bastard" Ed stormed off in a huff leaving the two fan girls confused.
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Turning the corner Ed felt something pull him and he fell against a solid chest. He looked up at the person and smiled. "Where have you been? You're late"
"Oh these creepy fan girls were telling me how much they love me with The Flame and showing me some stories where they had put us together"
"Oh. What did you tell them?"
" I told them even if I was gay I wouldn't be with that egotistical Bastard"
"Is what you think?"
"No"
"Good" the character placed a kiss upon Edward's lips. "We can't let anyone find out that the Fullmetal Alchemist and The Flame are actually dating"