Hehehe I LOVE random one shots!!! Especially when they're on my birthday!!
Happy Birthday to Me!
Happy Birthday to Me!
Happy Birthday Dear CrAzYwRiTeRgUrL!
Happy Birthday to ME!!!!!
I Fancy Guinevere!
Merlin put out the last candle in Arthur's chambers. The prince himself was doing a few before-sleep stretches in his night gear i.e. nothing but boxers.
"Merlin have you ever fallen in love?" said Arthur abruptly.
"Umm...yes Sire. Have you?" he replied.
"Yes and umm.. i was wondering..."
"Yes?"
"I mean if you're not too incompetent.."
"No Sire..."
"If you could set up me and Guinevere."
"You and...Gwen?"
"Yes Merlin, I fancy Guinevere."
"Err....there might be a problem with that.."
"Why?"
"Because I FANCY GWEN!!"
And with that Merlin threw himself at Arthur and attempted to wrestle him.
"Merlin, what are you doing?"
"I fancy Gwen!"
Arthur tried to pull Merlin off his legs. Just then there was a flash of lightning as the door creaked open...
Another flash of lightning flashed across the stranger's face. Arthur and Merlin froze. The stranger stepped forward.
"Lancelot?" said Merlin.
"I fancy Gwen!" And Lancelot too jumped on the pile.
The three rolled around the bedchamber, knocking down cupboards and tables.
"What on Earth is going on?" Gaius stared at them in shock.
"I fancy Gwen!"
"I fancy Guinevere!"
"I fancy Gwen!"
"Stop it! All of you!" yelled Gaius.
The three of them blinked at him.
"I fancy Gwen!" yelled Gaius and he threw himself at Lancelot.
The ruckus resumed as all four men rolled and tumbled in their quest to fancy Gwen.
With a great roar, the Great Dragon, who was released by Merlin that morning, came to claim Gwen for himself.
Nimueh entered in a puff of fog and declared her love for Gwen as well and wrestled all of them like a sumo, even clad in outfit of one.
Morgana swept gracefully into the chambers and battled for Gwen as well.
Next Uther swept in with all his kingliness and shouted "I fancy Gwen!"
"Eww," said Arthur and tugged Nimueh's dress.
The battle raged on with Arthur, Merlin, Lancelot, Gaius, The Dragon, Nimueh, Morgana and Uther declaring love for Gwen and trying to claw the others off themselves.
Suddenly a little giggle cane from behind the curtain. Gwen stepped out for behind. The others looked at her with shock.
"I fancy Gwen...?"
Hehehe loooool!!! Birthday Reviews?