Summary: What would happen if Sakura and Clow Reed had switched places in time? Lots of odd things.

Disclaimer: Do I even need one? Well, no, I didn't create CCS. Duh.

Story Disclaimer: Might be kinda OOC since it's a humor story. This takes place after Sakura becomes Master (manga style).

-Topsy Turvy-

-Prologue-

"Sakura! Are you doing it again!" asked Kero the yellow bear.

"Um…no?" Sakura said uncertainly. Sakura was a twelve-year-old girl, fortunately.

"Sakura, I told you, just because you're the Master of the Cards doesn't mean that you can do everything! You better stop that before something bad happens!" Kero warned Sakura, his tiny face scrunged up in worry.

"Don't have a cow, Kero…Especially since you're a male and you're also not a cow…" Kero fell over, blown away, onto Sakura's messy bed.

"OUCH!" Kero cried as he sprang back up again. "Sakura, you need to clean up this bed! I just sat on something green and prehistoric-looking," Sakura looked away from her Sakura Cards of magic to see what Kero what talking about. It looked like a rock covered in green moss.

"Oh…Yukito's present. He does love food a lot,"

"Food?" Kero asked nervously. He sniffed the object in question…And screamed, his eyes popping out of his head. "AAIYA! That's CHEESE!"

"Yuki does love food…Ah! I think…I've got it!" Sakura cried. Kero hovered over to Sakura on his little wings, his face still trapped in shock from the smell of the cheese.

"Seriously, Kiddo?" Kero asked. Sakura had three Cards in front of her: Sword, Windy, and Shadow. "What are those Cards going to do?"

"Well Sword can possess people, Windy has more than just natural wind in general, and Shadow should let me track him without worry…" Sakura explained.

"Interesting. You sure you want to try this?"

"I wouldn't have spent all of this time if I really didn't want to know,"

"Fine. I'm behind you, Kiddo," Kero said. Sakura started reciting the magical words that she wanted for the spell. Her Cards glowed a bright white. Sakura and Kero started to, as well.

"Sorry, but there is only room for one," Where did that voice come from? Kero wondered. But before he could wonder about that, Sakura was surrounded by a blinding white. And then she, and the Sakura Cards, were gone.

-End of Chapter-

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