I had this story in a dream. I hope you like it. Chapter 2 will be up next week or so.

Oh, look at Vol. 10 chp. 39 of the manga! Look real closely after Roy kills Lust. Do you see something, a little Roy needs Riza something? Not when he says "Lieutenant, you're okay.". Something else. (Grins) If you don't see it tell me and I'll tell you about it on the 2nd chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or any of the characters.

Chapter 1
Royai: Accident

Ed drew the circle big. He'd need Alphonse's help for this project. Havoc, Breda, Feury, and Falman were all helping to draw the transmutation circle. Ed hypothisized he could make something younger using alchemy, so they all helped. Of course they were doing this in the Colonel's office, but they'd clean it up before Hawkeye came in. As soon as the circle was done, Ed and Al took it for a test run, before transmutating something. They needed to make sure it was all connected.

"Okay, ready?" Ed asked.

"Ready." his younger brother replied. They both took their hands and pressed it onto the floor. Just as they activated it, Colonel Mustang walked in, stepping on the circle. The man looked surprised as he felt himself being zapped. There was a shock on everyone's face, and a cloud of smoke covered the black-haired man.

"Oh, crap." Ed muttered. All of the men in the room walked towards the smoking heap. As they came closer, they saw the colonel.

As a three-year-old.

"HOLY CRAP!" Havoc shouted. The young boy already had clothes on, it was obvious that some of the clothing from his uniform had been transmutated to an outfit for Roy. Roy looked up with bright eyes, but didn't seem to recognize any of them.

"Colonel," Alphonse asked, "do you remember us?" Roy didn't respond. Falman gulped, fearing he knew why he didn't answer.

"Roy do you know us?" At the mention of his name, Roy looked up and shook his head.

"He dosen't have any memories. AND he has the mind of a child." Ed declared. What were they going to do now? There commanding officer was three! They heard the door open and Riza walked in. She looked around, not seeing the child.

"You need to clean this mess up. The Furer is comming in to see the colonel." All of their jaws dropped.

"Lieutenant, you need to know something." Feury started. "You see, all of us helped the Elrics with a transmutation. Well, the colonel came in and accidently stepped on it and well, he's three." She stared at them. Her face showed no emotion, which scared all of them. Her eyes drifted over to the young boy, who looked puzzled at the silence.

"He dosent' know who we are does he?"

"Nope." Havoc chimed. "He has the mind of an average little kid."

"Yep." Ed smirked. He got on his knees, then flicked the little boy. "Just some three-year-old. Now who's short you-." The little boy started to cry after the blow. Ed then tried to calm him down, which only made him cry harder. Riza came in, swooped up the sobbing boy, and began to talk in a soothing voice. Upon this the child ceased crying. Then buried his face into her shoulder so he wouldn't have to see Ed.

"You mean!" he yelled. Then wrapped his small arms around Riza's neck. She smiled on how cute he was. "A nine-year-old shoult not pick on a thwee-year-old!" She couldn't help but muffle her laughter.

"I'm not nine I'm fifteen!" Ed shouted. On this, Roy looked at him.

"You showt. Shwimp." Everyone, except Fullmetal, laughed.

"How long should he be like this?" Breda asked, gasping after the laugh.

"I wouldn't say more than a week." Al commented. Riza put him down, but he hid behind her legs. Then turned his attention to the desk. Without anyone seeing him, he jumped onto the chair. As they all talked, he looked at the papers. Of course he could not read all that well, but began to scribble anyhow. Falman finally saw him and coaxed him to give the pen up. Roy agreed, and Ed shouted, finding that it was his report.

"He's a devil. Even when he's three." he muttered angrily.

"Shhhh." Roy whispered. Everyone became silent, waiting to see what they were being quiet for. But Roy only continued to play, not giving them an explanation.

"Why are we quiet?" Al asked him.

"It was to make pee-wee, keep quiet. He very wowed. I can't here me think." he sang. Again, everyone laughed. This week would be long, but funny.

Yay! What do you think so far? Make sure you tell me that you can or can not find that secret!

Thanks, Hawkeye-Fan-101