I don't know why but this idea just seemed so funny. And I thought readers would definitely get a good laugh from this. Also, lots of swearing, but I don't mean to offend!
Trent Young-Bold.
Vegeta-Italic.
Bulma-Plain.
Interview With A Sayian Prince
Welcome everyone! This is Trent Young reporting from the world-renowned Capsule Corporation, and I'm here with Mrs. Briefs and her new Husband!
I'm sorry, but it's Mrs. Ouji now. Just call me Bulma though.This here is Vegeta Ouji!
Get that camera out of my face.
Vegeta! It's not polite to give people the finger!
Truly sorry, Mrs. O-I mean Bulma. So the real reason I'm here is to get a story from your husband, if I remember correctly, he landed on our planet some odd years ago and tried to kill everyone on it?
Shit, look I don't think that this is something we should ta-
No! Woman let him ask what he wishes; I have no problem letting him know who's the superior to this planet of weaklings.
Oh brother. Here we go.
Well, so what species are you? You are a human right?
HELL NO! How insulting! I am Vegeta, Prince Of The Sayian race. We were a race with superior strength, not to mention intelligence that none could ever fathom.
VEGETA!
With the exception of my wife, of course. Anyways, before I was rudely interrupted. We were a proud race; no one could or ever would have been able to over power us. I am last though of my kind because some fucking ugly lizard decided that he should destroy my planet. Asshole.
Vegeta you're not the last of your kind. What about Gok-
Woman would you please shut your mouth, I'm giving him my life's story. So, continuing, I may not have been the one to exact the proper revenge for my people, but don't think for a second I'm weak. I could kill each of you with the flick of my wrist.
Kami Vegeta we do have neighbors who watch this stuff!
What's your point woman? It's high time they learn whose boss around here!
Right. So tell us Vegeta, what's it like being a Prince of a planet?
Next time you shall address me as Vegeta no Ouji. You hear me weakling? Good. What was it like? Well, when I lived there it was freaking awesome, of course. There was the killing, maiming, and destruction, my favorite hobbies besides the occasional light reading every now and then. Of course I barely had time to do that, what with the purging of planets and the everyday rampaging we would do.
Um, how old were you then?
Vegeta you can't just say those things on TV, we'll have the fucking government at our house in no time! And that's all I need to do is give our son a heart attack because his father is being dragged away to be probed.
I was about 6 or 7 years of age?
Oh my.
Vegeta have you heard a word I have said to you?
Look bitch, if you were telling a story I wouldn't interrupt and make a fuss.
Who are you kidding, yes you would, just to piss me off!
You know…. that is so true.
Uh guys?
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
Never mind. Next question, so you lived out in space? Did you guys have certain rituals of any or perhaps dancing rituals to summon gods?
What the fuck kinda question is that? I told you earlier we were superior to your race and if anything, we were gods
Sorry, if I may, lets make the questions a bit more personal. When did you two realize you were in love with one another?
Love? That's a joke right?
No not at all. That's why you two got married right?
Fuck no; I got her pregnant that's why.
Goodness, I apologize Mr. Young but my husband is an idiot.
Actually she's just upset because she didn't get her scheduled banging last night, on the account of me being tired after my rigorous training.
That's enough mister! I'm not going to let you purposely slander our family just because you think its funny.
Who said I thought it was funny? Maybe I just think honesty is the best policy!
Honesty?! I know you think it's funny because you're laughing like a mad man, while this poor gentlemen records everything your dumbass says!
Blah blah blah blah blah, it's never-ending sometimes. Mr. Young do you have a wife?
Why yes actually I've been married for 5 happy years and counting.
How pitiful. Don't you just wish you could give your wife a good slap or two?
You know what Mr. Young; I think you got enough for your story today, why don't you come back when Vegeta has taken his medication?
Medication? Woman I'm not a fucking loon.
Say bye bye to Mr. Young Vegeta. It's time for your hourly feeding.
But, I'm not done yet.
Bye!
What? Why are you looking at me like that?
You know WHY!
Was it something I said?
End
It didn't come out entirely the way I wanted it to, but I laughed my ass off writing it. I really do hope you guys liked it. REVIEW! Pllleeeaaasseee!!!!!