My friend wrote this she doesn't have a fanfic account and she was bored… But anyway enjoy!
"Chacha has Alzheimer's?" yelled Masa, who was in the hospital.
"It would appear so," said the female doctor who kept checking Masa out.
"Would you stop it," he yelled. He went to Chacha who was still asleep because of the medicine. I should get him back so I can tell the others the news. Ryo will not be pleased. Suddenly Chacha's eyes snapped open…
"Where am I?" asked Chacha. He looked around… Maybe I'm at that one doughnut store?
"What was that? Were you just speaking English?" asked Masa.
"I can't understand you," said Chacha… god when did bakers become so drunk?
"Ummmm?" Masa thought… Maybe I should just grab him and take him to Gackt.
"Hey get the heck away from me! CREEPER!" yelled Chacha as Masa grabbed him.
"Ugh this won't work… Maybe I should call Gackt. Wait he's at a dinner meeting with the boss. Maybe You?" he though aloud again. He grabbed his cell phone and called You.
"I can't reach the phone right now call in 3 minutes because I'm probably taking a piss or shit… please don't leave any message."
"Crap he's not available right now… Maybe Ryo! Yeah… he probably is… all he does all day is look at porn… I think I'll be able to reach him!" Masa said.
"Ryo is not answering his phone because he finds you annoying please hang up and try again never."
Crap he isn't available! Ren! Masa dialed Ren's number quickly. Hey it sounded like someone picked up… even though he doesn't know it's me!
"Sorry Masa Ren is not available for the moment of today."
"Shittttttttttttttttt," I swore aloud not even bothering to hang up. Chacha grabbed my phone and started talking… Silly bitch.
"Okay bye… Talk to you later Ren," said Chacha into the phone. He hung it up.
"You were speaking Japanese?" Masa asked.
"Yeah, well duh it's my first language now get the fuck out of my room, bastard I need to change!" he yelled angrily. Masa left immediately. "Where the hell am I?" asked a very pissed off Chacha.
"Chacha you have Alzheimer's… I'm sorry to say," said Masa.
"W what, I do not you silly goose!" said Chacha, "I'm only 50."
"Yeah I know come on into my car and let's go home," said Masa, he wasn't panicking right now because Chacha was back to his usually self!
* Back At Home *
"Chacha seems to be doing fine… I even talked to him on the phone!" said Ren, if only he knew.
"We're home!" yelled Chacha, running into the living room. He jumped on the couch and turned on the T.V. "Hey where's Sprout?" asked Chacha.
"Sproot?" asked Masa. "What is that and he's speaking English again," said Masa.
"Hey Chacha," said Gackt coming down.
"Gackt, sweetheart how are you?" asked Chacha.
"Umm did he hit his head a little hard?" asked Gackt.
"No sweetheart I'm fine," said Chacha in Japanese again.
"When did Chacha learn English?" asked Ryo coming in.
"Hey guys sorry I had to take a 3 hour long shit," said You, "I mean it took a while and the toilets full."
"I knew we needed another bathroom," said Chacha.
"Ohhh I get it, I know the perfect cure, Pork belly blocks!" said Gackt, "I'll go get some even though Chacha hates them,"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" yelled Chacha.
"Hey how would that help?" asked Ren.
"Oh forget it, come with me," said Gackt grabbing Ren and taking him out of the room.
"Forget it Chacha," said Masa as he left.
"Oh no I have to use the bathroom!" yelled You.
"Umm okay then, I really didn't want to hear that you know," said Chacha.
"Hey it says here you can't get Alzheimer's until your 60, and that's the youngest!" said Ryo.
"Umm what's Alzheimer's?" asked Chacha.
"Chacha you are a fucking liar I am going to beat the shit out of you!" yelled Ryo picking up Chacha and carrying him to his room. You and Masa sat on the couch in peace as they heard the T.V., screams, and moans.