Here are the Eds, cute as can be, here are the Kankers, Lee May Marie!
Those three awful girls, in love with the Eds,
Yeah that's what I said.
Double-D spots them far away, the Eds break and run once again today.
All of their friends, laughing til' red, no sympathy for the little Eds.
You boys from the cul-de-sac,
The Kankers sure have a knack,
For getting you Ed-boys on the run.
You'd better run away, before they catch up today,
Cause when they kiss you it's not real fun.
Tryin' to find, a good place to hide, lift that lid up and see what's inside.
Three pairs of lips, set to "Kissy" make their way slowly towards poor Eddy.
And once again, the Eds break and run,
Double-D groans, "I've sweat a TON!"
Eddy cries out, "Please go away!"
Ed leaps and yells "RUN FAR AWAY!!"
You boys from the cul-de-sac,
The Kankers sure have a knack,
For getting you Ed-boys on the run.
Look out, they're closer now, Double-D, find somehow!
Get these gross girls to stick in gum!
Sorry girls, but you missed out.
Well tough luck, they're hidden now.
As much as you want to be GOOD friends,
This is where the plotline ends.
But poor little Ed-boys as you see,
Another cartoon comes on for me!
The Ed-boys get caught and kissed this time,
Over again, just one more time!
Here are the Eds, cute as can be, here are the Kankers, Lee May Marie.
Chasin' their boys, all over town, into a smile changes my frown!
You boys from the cul-de-sac,
The Kankers sure have a knack,
For getting you Ed-boys on the run.
Keep going forever more, I really will never snore,
Seein you Ed-boys on the run!
You boys from the cul-de-sac,
give those girls a big hard whack,
For all of the times that you've been shunned.
You boys from the cul-de-sac,
Never mind, don't fight back,
Seeing you kissed is much more fun…