APOV:
"YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!" who was doing my thing? I was the hyper vampire here, thank you very much. Oh, wait, it's just Nessie. Whew, ok. I don't need to protect my rep.
Renesmee ran into the room, jumped on a table, and started doing an Irish jig. Why was she dressed like a leprechaun?
"Umm… Edward? Bella? Do you happen to have a number for an insane asylum with you?" I called nervously.
"Yes." Edward said, walking into the room, his arm wrapped around Bella's waist.
"We've had you on a waiting list since February." Bella said, finishing his sentence. God that was annoying.
"Okay, as creepy as the whole finish each other's sentences, knowing what the other is thinking thing is, I don't care. My niece is scaring me." I looked over at Nessie, who had started to throw gold coins from a huge pot. Gold coins? MINE!!!!
"Alice! You can't spend those," Bella yelled.
"they're chocolate coins." Edward finished.
I knew that. "So, that asylum? Think we can get Kooky McGregger in?"
"Ten little half-vamps jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped her head!" Nessie sang, jumping up and down on the couch.
"NO! NO! NOOOOOOO! IT'S STARTING!!!! WHY!? WHY NOW!?" Bella yelled, falling to her knees like a drama actor.
"What are you talking about Bella?" Edward asked, looking scared.
"Is Nessie here?" Jacob asked, opening the door and peeking in.
"YOU!! YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU!?" Bella flew at Jake, shaking him by the shoulders.
"DID WHAT!?" Jake screamed back.
"THAT!!!!!" Bella screamed, pointing at her daughter.
"NO!!!!!! WHY EMILY!? WHY!?" Jake screamed.
"What about Emily? What the hell is wrong with you two?" they both looked at Edward pitifully.
"Emily gave Renesmee candy!" Crap.
"ESCAPE PLAN BETA!! EMERGANCY HUNTING TRIP!! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!!" We all bolted for the doors, leaving Nessie to her craziness.
2 hours later
Odd. That deer tasted funny.
BPOV:
We got back to the house to find Nessie trying to perfect Michael Jackson's moves from Thriller.Instead of sighing and putting her in a straight jacket like he normally would, Edward went over and started to dance along with her.
I bounced a little where I was standing before he pulled me to him and we danced together. The next song on Nessie's playlist came on and we all screamed.
Alice, Rosalie, Carlisle, Emmett, Esme, and Jasper all charged into the room and started dancing with us. Carlisle grabbed a microphone from who knows where and started singing.
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
Alice ran around, handing out microphones to all the girls. We sang the chorus together.
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
"WWWHHHOOOOOOO!" We all screamed.
"Have a safe and Happy Halloween everyone!" Renesmee said, waving into thin air like someone on TV.
"Who is she talking to?" I asked Edward.
He shrugged. "She's weird. Gets it from you."
"Does not!"
"does too!"
"Doesn't!"
"Does!"
Suddenly, Sam and Emily walked into the room.
"Oh, shut up, both of you. She's strangely normal for having such insane parents." We stared at them for a second.
"YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Alice Edward and I yelled at the same time.
"NEVER, NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER GIVE RENESMEE CHOCOLATE!! OR ANY KIND OF CANDY!!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AND I KNOW WHY THE DEER TASTED FUNNY!!!" Nessie yelled "I SPIKED ALL THE ANIMALS WITH SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
We just blinked, realized we were being stupid, and started singing Ghostbusters's theme song.
A/n: I'm going to bed before I hurt someone…