It was just another day for the Team Takashi as they escaped from the zombies. They didn't really put up a fight, but heck there was just too many of them. The zombies number was growing as fast as Walter White's plantation. But little did they know there was an even bigger enemy than the zombies.

"Shit!" Takashi sweated as his stomach turned to goo. He suddenly had a strong urge to... make a chocolate river.

"I have to go!" Takashi suddenly said.

"What the hell Takashi?" Saya complained, failing to see the figurative meaning despite being so smart.

"I didn't mean that, it means I have to freakin' POOP!"

"What the hell bro?" Kohta said.

"REAL BAD!" Takashi shouted.

"Ok we will find a bathroom Takashi." Saeko said and Rei looked at her angrily. They had a one minute stare down and then-

"Oh shit! I got a runny stomach too!" The Nurse said.

"So now we're all going to have diarrhea." Saya groaned.

The car started doing some wheelies, since the driver has got diarrhea.

"Look out!" Rei said as they almost crashed into a tree.

"Look out!" Kohta said as they almost... well they crashed into a cute squirrel. Thanks a lot diarrhea!

Kohta tried to take over the driving from the Nurse, but the car was like a man who had a gallon to drink.

"Damn! I think I let some into my panties! They are white as fuck and you can see them around a hundred times each episode!" Rei complained. "And in case you didn't know, I have to freakin' POOP!"

"Oh lord, this is not first grade!" Kohta thought.

Then the car crashed into a fire hydrant, and made a spin. Then Livin' La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin suddenly played on the radio.

"This is way ridiculous. First everyone falls sick, and suddenly the radio works again to play some shitty song!"

"Oh god Kohta, enough of the shit..." the Nurse said.

Then Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega played, and anyone who has heard the song knows that it begins with some fart-like noises.

"This is silly. This is stupid." Saya said.

Suddenly, sixty-six squirrels, who were looking for revenge from earlier, blocked the car's way. The car could do nothing but crash into the wall of squirrels. The car did a big wheelie, followed by three backflips, before landing in the highest tree nearby. Unfortunately for the team, the tree branch broke and they landed with a thud.

(Break)

"Fuck!" Takashi shouted as his pants turned a green-brown color. Yes I said it, Sunday morning chocolate rain is falling. Like water balloons deflating. The Driver seat smelled like ass too, you'd think an adult had better self control. And as for Rei's perfect white panties? Might as well call them perfect brown, like hash browns. It smelt worse than a pig sty.

Saeko had to carry Kohta and Takashi out of the car. "I can't believe I fell in love with Takashi. He only exists to grab Rei's boobs and can't even keep his junk to himself. Hirano is a way better leader."

"AAAAH!" Saya screamed like a banshee. While looking for a bathroom to do, well, she was cornered by hundreds of zombies. Saeko quickly ran towards Saya and cut down ten of them instantly, while Kohta began shooting at them. Unfortunately, three zombies were still coming close to Saya.

(Break)

And then Saya turned her shitty striped panties to the zombies and just blasted them with a freaking TORNADO of diarrhea. "Blurb blurb blurb blurb blurb blurb blurb blurb blurb pew!" And it worked! The zombies actually died! The undead DIED from the disgusting attack.

"Boohoo! I need a change of clothes!" Saya cried.