A/N: i do not own Inuyasha or Geico except the concept of this short lil story/parody.
Inu and Geico
Inuyasha stood tall with Tetsusaiga firmly in his claws, he was ready to fight off any deamon; even these metallic demons Kagome called 'cars'.
The 'car' demon roared: vrooom!
Inuyasha flinched at the sound but re-composed himself in a matter of seconds. The demon roared again, this time twice. Inuyasha had enough, raising Tetsusaiga above his head, Inuyasha started to swing downwards.
"No! Inuyasha SIT!"
Before Inuyasha knew what happened he was face down in what Kagome had called 'concrete'. The spell wore off. Red faced Inuyasha stood, turned to Kagome and fumed. "What the hell was that about wench!"
With her arms crossed Kagome simply and calmly stated "You were about to destroy my mom's car."
"Your mom owns a demon?" Inuyasha yelled looking skeptically at the 'car' then towards Kagome's mother, who was smiling while watering her flower garden.
Ignoring him Kagome said "I've gots some good news and some bad news Inuyasha."
Cracking his bones back into place Inuyasha asked "Ok so what's the bad news?"
"I found out that if you become a full youkai, the Tetsusaiga won't work anymore for you."
"Damn," Inuyasha cursed "So what's the good news?"
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
" . . . what the fu-"
The screen turns white with the words Geico and a toll free number at the bottem of the screen appear. A man's voice says: 15 minutes can save you 15 or more on car insurance.
"The Tetsusaiga can slay 100 demons in one swing but it won't save you money on car insurance." Kagome stated happily
Kagome's mom popped up "Why haven't you called Geico?"