Random one shot again! And It's my BIRTHDAY!!!! And I'm 14!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday To Me!
Happy Birthday To Me!
Happy Birthday Dear CrAzYwRiTeRgUrL!
Happy Birthday To ME!!!!!
Disclaimer: Not mine but you could give Harry Potter as a B'day present *hint hint*! PLEASE?!
The Urge....To Wear A Pointed Hat!
"Oh My GOD!" James Potter gazed into the mirror. Staring back at him was a 15 year boy....with a beard. He raised his razor and began to hack off the wiry mess desperately.
Five minutes later, the bathroom floor looked like a hairy carpet and James once again was clean shaved. Putting on a confident swagger, he stepped out of the bathroom, strode over to his bed and began to read a Quidditch magazine.
"Err... James?" Sirius began "You've got something on your chin."
Sirius mimed stroking a beard. James took the mirror from his bedside and screamed when he saw his reflection.
"AAAHHH!" he screamed "Lily can't see me like this!"
Suddenly he began to spasm.
"Arkkk...irk...enk...aaaahhh!" James's teenage screaming turned into the yell of an old man.
"James!" said Remus.
"James looked up at them.
"I'm a Wizard!"
James waved his wand. His school uniform turned into a purple robe with silver moons and golden stars.
"A hat!"
James waved his wand again and POOF! a hat came floating down to rest on his head.
"What. The. Fuck?!" said Remus.
"Now now Remus. Prefects shouldn't swear." Sirius wagged a finger at him.
"Look at him! Have you seen him? Our best friend has turned into a .....!"
"Loony?" supplied Sirius.
"Yes."
"Eye of Newt,
Wing of Bat,
An old Toad,
Tail of Cat!"
James waved his arms in circular motion. There was a puff of green smoke and a strange creature emerged from the bathroom. It was mostly a toad with bat wings, a cat's tail and eyes like a newt.
It hopped up to Remus.
"Moo!" it went.
Remus stared at it in confusion.
"Moo?" he said to it.
"Ribbet... squawk...croak!"
It flew to Sirius's eye level and promptly sat on his head.
"Right! My turn!" said Sirius "Quack... squeak....oink...roar!"
He mimed each animal in turn. Remus stared at him.
"Not you too!"
The thing opened its mouth and spewed out an orange foul smelling gunk on top of Sirius's head.
"Ahh! GET IT OFF MY PRECIOUS LOCKS!"
Sirius attempted to claw the creature off. It jumped off and licked his hand.
"Eww!" Sirius kicked at it. Scared, the creature jumped down the stairs. Almost at once, screams erupted.
All this time, James had been conjuring up weird creatures in his new attire. Remus tied up his hands with one spell and attempted to carry him. James the weird old wizard was writhing.
"Help me would you?" Sirius stopped clawing at the gunk which stuck and spread all over his hair and helped Remus carry James.
There was an uproar downstairs. Students were fleeing from James's wacky creations and Lily Evans was leading an attack squad against them, which was unsuccessful so far.
"I should have known you were behind this!" she screeched at them. She ducked as a duck headed cow swooped towards them with elephant ears.
Remus and Sirius ran to the hospital wing to escape her wrath.
"Tenth student so far!" said Madam Pomfrey as she force fed James some clear liquid. Soon his beard cleared and his clothes went back to normal and the screaming stopped.
"What is it?" said Remus.
Madam Pomfrey looked at them with grave eyes.
"It's Wizarditis."
They all gasped.
James woke up in a cold sweat. He checked his face. No beard. Phew.
The next morning, James saw a frog.
"AAHHHH!" he screamed. His friend just shook their heads.
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