Are You Overly Obsessed with Zatch Bell?

by Hysterical Insanity

A list of things that, if you do/say them, you may be just a bit too involved with the show! (But don't worry, so am I! After all, I've done everything on this list!) Meant to be funny, so please don't take offense (not sure that there's anything on there that could be offensive, but some people...) K , since it's fairly clean so far!

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HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE FAR TOO OBSESSED WITH ZATCH BELL!
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I don't own Zatch Bell. Hence the FAN fiction.

You can recognize the opening themes, English and Japanese, even if you can't sing them.

You know at least the main spells.

You have at least one character's full spell book memorized, whether it's the anime spells, the manga spells, or both.

You know the colors of the spell books, as well the teams they belong to.

You can quote at least one of the major speeches. (Kolulu's speech in "A Kind Mamodo, Kolulu", Koko's speech in Sherry's Flashback Episode of Doom, I mean, "Sherry's Rhapsody of Life", or Kido's Speech in "Dr. Riddles, You'll always be My King".)

You can – and frequently do – quote the characters.

You break into song and dance of either "Hey, hey, let's dance all day", "Iron Man Folgore", or "Very Melon", either the English or Japanese.

You know both translations to Folgore's song, whether you can sing them or not.

You burst into tears when you hear the phrase "You'll always be my king!" or "One more thing. Dr. Riddles, you're my best friend!"

Forget Brad and Angelina, Wonrei and Lien are the couple to follow!

Justin Beiber? Mylie Cyrus? Please, Megumi is much better!

All of life's problems can be solved by extending your hand and yelling a spell name.

You have, or have gotten the urge to, wave at the moon and yell "Hi Laila!"

Same as the above, except with the stars and Pamoon!

Your friend's arguments can be solved by hugging them and yelling "We don't have to fight anymore! Zaker!" (Or something similar. I'm pulling from memory, so that may not be exact.)

Someone mentions fish and you scream "YELLOWTAIL!"

You can motivate yourself to work harder by imagining one or more of your favorite characters encouraging or insulting you. (It really does work. Of course, it's a pain to keep them in character, but weird if you don't. I must say though, Imaginary Brago's insults really hurt!)

You know what's funny? Zophise's gender.

A white cat walks up and you hug it and call it Nya, talking about how sad you were when Grisor Burned him! (Or have the urge to do so.)

You have, at least once, yelled "Meru Meru Me!"

Everything is groovy. (You have to say it in Sunbeam's voice or it sounds weird.)

Someone questions your logic and you reply with "I am the amazing Dr. Riddles! I know everything!"

You have, usually following the previous, introduced your friends as the Majestic 12. (If you, like me, don't have 12 friends (Wow, I'm a friendless loser. Who would've guessed, besides Imaginary Brago?) then the rest are helping the Lions win the Super Bowl.)

You've referred to a clown as Alm, Zophise, or Fein at some point. (Or Berun, I suppose.)

As you read this list, you nod along, laugh, and say "Yeah, that's me!"

More to come, so stay tuned!