"Here you go" Asuna said as she handed Kirito a sandwich. Kirito immediately runs to the bedroom, ready to eat when suddenly he heard the sandwich say something to him. "Fuck me" it was saying. Kirito knew what he had to do.
He quickly threw off his pants and tore off the top layer of bread on the sandwich. It was beautiful, it had creamy mayo on the bottom layer, a scrumptious leaf of lettuce above that, and two gorgeous tomatoes. He immediately began sucking on the tomatoes as hard as he could, sucking out all of the moisture and seeds. After the tomatoes were sucked dry, Kirito put his dick in between the lettuce and mayo and began pumping, he continued this for about 10 minutes when he came inside the sandwich.
After Kirito and the sandwich got dressed back up, Asuna walked in.
"Hey, are you gonna eat that sandwich" Asuna said.
"No" said Kirito "i'm not that hungry'
"Okay, then let Yui have it, she's still hungry"
"Fine"
Yui walks in and grabs the sandwich, she eats it rather quickly.
"How was it" Asuna asks Yui
"Good" Yui states "just a little salty"
"That's strange i didn't salt it" says Asuna "Hang on, Yui please leave for a second, i need to talk to your father"
Yui leaves the room
"You fucked another sandwich, didn't you"
"Yes, yes i did"