Disclaimer:I do not own Bleach or its characters, i only own Shrike.

I've been wanting to do something like this for aaaaaaaages, and who better to start off with than Nnoitra Jiruga from Bleach!

Italics means that it is a point involving an OC

bold is authours note.

Nnoitra: Bleach

1. Tell him that Gin stole his cookies.

2. Steal his zanpakto, when he asks tell him that you saw it grow legs and run off the edge of Los Noches.

3. Ask him how he remembers things if he has a hole in his head.

4. Give him the phone number of a good psychiatrist.

5. Tell him that if he doesn't go and get serious help he will get grounded.

6. Pay Aizen to ground him anyway.

7. Buy him a santa hat.

8. Whenever you pass him in the corridors ask him how Rudolf has been lately.

9. Pay Shrike to give him some long, complicated, completely random speech about presents that doesn't make any sense and then shout at him as people walk past, "WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY ME ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS!!!" Even though it is the middle of summer.

10. Tell him that Nelliel's back and she wants him. (interpret that however you want lol)

11. Pay Shrike to laugh manically every time he opens his mouth.

12. Pay Gin, Shrike and Grimmjow to draw smiley faces all over his room in permanent marker pens.

13. Tell Halibel's fraccion that he insult them and their espada, make sure that they take their revenge in an open public place.

14. Call him Lord Spoon.

15. Pay Szayel to become Nnoitra's psychiatrist, have Ulquiorra take the sections as well, just for fun.

16. Pay everyone in Las Noches to start singing Christmas songs whenever he walks past them.

17. Bring him back his zanpakto that you stole earlier, tell him that you found Yami chopping wood with it.

18. Tell him that everyone is fed up of his sexist, perverted attitude; then pay all of the women in Las Noches to attack him. (Then again, he might like that o.0)

19. Steal his eye patch. When he chases you, tell him that he only wants it because he's self-conscious about the hole in his head that keeps making him forget things, orders for example.

20. Pay Gin to let you use the announcement equipment and set it to go out to all of Las Noches. When that is done start screaming at him for costing you so much damn money!

If you don't get the christmas stuff, i did that cause i was trying to think of some bleach mickey take at that time of year, and then i remembered that Nnoitra's zanpakto is called Santa Teresa (evil grin)

I tried to make them as origin as possible. If anyone has any request for charcters pls tell me in reviews and notes, if i no the character i'll do a chapter for them, if i don't know them... well i cant.

plz review.