This is my 4th icarly one shot!! Enjoy.

Sam and Carly sat across each other in the kitchen. The room was silent as they simply stared at each other.

"So…" Carly said breaking the silence,

"Coin flip?" Sa, asked

"No!" Carly said rejecting the stupid idea.

"Rock paper scissors?"

"No Sam I am not gonna settle this with a childish game."

"Alright geez, I don't get why you have to be so tense."

"I'm tense because of you!"

"Calm down, how about to make it easier you let me have him."

"NO, I clearly should be the one to have him. . ME!"

"Not anymore, he broke up with you!"

"That was unofficial!"

"Yeah well maybe he 'unofficially' loves me!" Sam said saying 'unoffically' in a mocking tone.

"You don't even know what unofficial means!"

"Oh yeah…..SO!"

"So I should date him."

"No, I love him!"

"Well I love him more!"

"I kissed him first!"

"So, I kissed him for over half an hour!"

"Well, he was in a cast, I bet if he wasn't he would run from you and your bad breath."

"You're the one who can clean out a fridge in 15 seconds flat!"

"So I like meat, sue me!"

"Well meat doesn't like you and neither does Freddie!"

"How do you know you're too busy rejecting him for half your life."

"Well, you're busy insulting him all the time inbetween tormenting him!"

"Maybe that's how I say I love you"

"Want me to show you how much I love you?!" Carly said standing up

"Oh, you think I'm so scared of little miss Shay." Sam said getting up as well.

"You better be"

"You don't even have the guts to hit me, you goodie two shoes."

"I can be bad!"

"Oh really?"Sam made a small laugh.

The impact of Carly's hand made a loud impacting noise as her hand made contact with Sam's face.

Carly made a face of horror and disbelief as she looked at Sam. "O my God Sam I'm so sorry."

She tried to hold her shoulder, but then Sam turned to her with a face that made her want to…chiz.

Carly started to back up as Sam slowly approached her.

"Sam?" Carly said in a scared voice.

Sam cracked her knuckles as she approached Carly more.

"Momma plays to win."

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