This just jumped into my head. I had to write it down. My goodness, I'm probably going nuts.
Azumanga Daioh © Kiyohiko Azuma, 1999-2002, 2009
Original story © Berlioz II, 2009
Twisted 1: Sakaki's Weird Leg Fetish
Oh God, they're so fine. So tough and athletic… And tanned. Kagura. You have wonderful legs.
I know they must have so much strength in them. I can just feel their power by just looking at them. And when you run… I wish I could run next to you forever. After all, that's why I'm always eager to accept your challenges even if I never show it.
Just seeing how the muscles connect and shape their wonderful form, and during running exerting such power. Just perfect. And even your skirt seems almost too short to rein them in from escaping.
I could drool.
But must not do that. Others may notice.
Must stop staring at Kagura's legs.
Look at Yomi.
Her legs aren't anywhere near as shapely or powerful. She needs more exercise. They're a bit… flabby. No, not flabby. Chunky. Yes, that's the word. Not really something I find very appealing, though the potential is there for a fine pair of legs. If only she put a little effort into it…
Oh sh--! Yomi noticed me looking at her.
"You need something, Sakaki?"
Look away and pretend you didn't hear her.
Looks like it worked. She just sighed, shook her head, and got back to reading that book she has. Guess she thinks I'm a right old weirdo, but I don't talk to her anyway, so it doesn't matter…
Danger… averted.
And there's Tomo on the other side of the class…
Mmm… Interesting observation on the side. Wonder why the average looking and sized girls have all pretty good looking legs too… Tomo, Kaorin, Chihiro, Rachel… Quick glances around. Not bad. Not bad at all, actually. Not Kagura fantastic, most certainly, but desirable regardless. Enough so at least for me to want to run my hands up and down them… feel their muscles and their knees, and then touch their tibialis posterior and then smell…
"Sakaki-san! Look at this."
Ah. Almost got carried away. Must remember, I'm in class. I look down. Chiyo-chan. She starts to show me something that I couldn't care less about, but care still because it's Chiyo showing it.
She's so cute.
Oh, but her legs are still such stumps.
Ah, the dilemma. Little Chiyo: so adorably cute. Older Chiyo: most certainly would have great legs.
Why can I not have both?
Not fair.
"Butts on chairs! No more chit chatting! Time to start the class!"
Gah! Yukari-sensei. Always so brash.
And always wears such long skirts. Thank goodness the school uniform skirt at least is so short. The legs show so well. Yukari-sensei needs a very tight and short leather skirt. That would do the trick. I might enjoy an older woman's maturity…
"Okay text books open at page 122. Now, copy the board and answer the question. The predicative of…"
Bored now. Turn to look out window. Make minutes go faster.
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That cloud looks like a cat…
This is just random nonsense really. I figure that everyone knows Sakaki likes cute stuff, but you never really see into her head all that much. And considering her rather weird dreams, what else runs through Sakaki's highly protected inner walls?
Well, this is just a little look into the twisted world that is Sakaki. These are all likely to be short like this one, and the fragmentary style of Sakaki's thoughts are fully intentional. I have no idea what I'm doing with this, but maybe it'll prove to be fun anyway. I'll add stuff as when I feel like it. And suggestions are welcomed if you have good ideas I can use.