-TrollFiction-

(Warning: Contains very sexual and gory scenes, sometimes happening at the same time. Also contains a large quantity of autism and mental retardation. Also note that the typos are intentional, and have been made so that there is no confusion of what the word is.)

Mario's Cum-filled Adventure!

Once upon a dog dick, Mario was walking to Peach's castel to get a slopy blowjob. But suddenle, Booser pop out of bush (very bad president) with some shit hanging out of his koopa cock.

Bowser: Gwahallulua! I have childnapped da princess hoe! She in my anal cavity! Cum 2 my castle if you want da drooly blojob

Internet Bowser then crashed into his castle.

Smerio den started his adventer. He sawed a goomba, witch had a nice pare of tiddies. Mario proceded too titfukc da goomba and came alot of bloody cum. Goomba den presented its phat bubble butt, and Merio knew wat he had two do. He squished goomba and organs was everywhere. Smerio rummaged through intestines and found some poopy cum-filled condoms and 20 coins. Merio then jacked off and came on the goombas brain. Afterward he proceeded to cut off the sphincter and put it on his dick as a cock ring. He stood there with a boner outside zipper, which was covered in sphincter, blood, cum and poop. He took the buttcheeks and put dem on his butt as well as putting her nice teddies on his chest and her face on his own. Merio then found a guy goomba and it got a boner when it sawed Merio because it thot it was a sexy dickgirl gumba. Mario, being bisexual, sucked the gumbas massif mushroom. His facial hair brushed against gumbas cawk and balls, and it tickled mario and goombas balls. It came in his mouth, which he swallowed, and on his face in gallons, which had the consistency and taste of aunt jemima. Mario then spread his new asscheeks. Gumba thot it was good, but mario sat on goomba too hard and squished it. Its cock was still intact inside marios butthole. Mario dident notice gumba was kill, so he went up and down very fast, with the hairs of his asshole brushing up against it. He squished the balls, which caused dick to cum in gallons again. It was too much and cum flowed out of marios mouth and ass. Mario then noticed the squished gumba, with one of it's eyeballs hanging from his crack. Mario removed the phallus from his ass and put it in his pocket for later pleasure. He noticed a pipe and went inside. But wat he didnt know was that the gumba was father. The child gumbas dident want to die of starvation, so they eated the dad. But it was not sufficient and they died anyway.

Smerio den was at tode town. Merio saw a nice hooker tode with nice, clean body at the corner. Her name was Frogé. (FROE-JAY)

Frogé: Hey, you lookin fer a gud tiem, merio? its 20 coins for fuck.

Mario: Wa-hoo.

Mario paid the 20 coin fee with the shit poop coins he gotted from goomba sexy intestines. Dey entered car and droved to a quite hill. They parked above one of the hill's eyes. Frogé then ripped open her top and a pare of double G teddies popped out. "WOAH!" Mario's dick exclaimed. His dick then, as if it had a mind of its own, stretched out and started titfucking dem dubble g's. Froge moned and her pusi was crying. Unown to murio and froge, green mario was peeping at a distance through binoculars on his dick and jacked off. Marios shaft then asked froge if liked kinky acts. "Strangle me" said froge. Smerio's cock then rapped around froges neck and performed auto erotic asphyxiation. Den merios salami entered froges esophagus and deepthrote choke sounds was heard. The ends of marios mustache turned into phalluses and performed anal and pussy secks simultaneusly. Marios mushroom and his upper lip fur could no longer handle da kinkyness and white liquid spewed out. Mario then removed his triad of dicks from froges orifices. Her holes were seeping with cum, except for her butthol, which seeped with a poop cum mixture. Froge then proceeded to 420 and lit her blunt. However due to Mario's semen containing large amounts of gasoline and nitroglycerin, the car transformed into a rawket and rocketed away. It hit a few birds along the way.

End of first Chapter

Would appreciate feedback.