One Shot Wednesday!
For One Shot Wednesday, I use Bleach Crack Generator to pick a prompt
Title: The Birds and The Bees
Characters: Nanao Ise & Yachiru Kusajishi
Prompt: Innocence
Disclaimer: All rights belong to Tite Kubo, not me
Glaaaaases, hey, glasses! Where are yoooou?~
Little Yachiru yelled as the pranced through the barracks of the 8th division. She was looking for Nanao because she had a burning question and she knew that Ise-san was the only person who had the answer.
Kusajishi-fukutaicho, you were looking for me? she asked.
Yeah! I gotta question for ya. The little girl said with a bright smile on her face.
Sure, go ahead, what is it? Nanao replied.
Yachiru glanced to her left then to her right, to check if anyone was around.
What's up with the birds and the bees? I heard tattoos and boobies talking about it to Ichi-Ichi. She asked, with pure innocence in her eyes.
Nanao's face flushed to a pale color and her eyes were in shock. How could she explain such a thing to a kid? A kid who belonged to the 11th division especially. If I taint her mind with such things, it may cost me. she thought to herself, nervously.
Yachiru, come sit with me. Nanao said, with a motherly yet serious tone.
Nanao led her to the foot of a blooming cherry blossom tree where she would give her the talk.
Yachiru, you know when two people like each other very dearly and it goes to the point where they decide to marry each other. Well, from there, they... um, reproduce.
But-, Yachiru said just as Nanao continued on to ramble.
They reproduce by, well, stripping down til their butts are seen then, touch each other until nine months later, a baby forms in the stomach.
I didn't mea-, Yachiru said again but Nanao didn't want to get even more into detail and she knew that out of curiosity, Yachiru would want to ask more questions concerning detail.
The boys carry, um, special seeds to feed the girls then, well, uh, the girl, she takes care of it inside her tummy. She feeds it and waters it and lets it grow until it pops out as a baby. Nanao sighed after, she was filled with relief that the talk was over. She glanced over to her left to see a traumatized little girl.
NANAO-CHAN, BIRDS AND BEES DON'T WEAR CLOTHES HOW DO THEY GO BUTT NAKED AND WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH HOW THEY HIDE IN WINTER TIME. Yachiru yelled in protest.
Nanao was struck with sheer embarrassment. She had just realized that Yachiru was talking about real birds and real bees.
So what did you want to know?! she asked anxiously.
What I meant was, where do they hide in the winter? And why do they all of a sudden pop out?