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Doesn't That Look Pretty on You?

Riku and Sora lazily tossed the ball back and forth. They were on the beach. It was Saturday. They were bored.

Sora sighed, not for the first time that day.

"Hey losers! Whats up?" Riku and Sora turned to see Kairi leering over them.

"Come on, I've got a surprise for you guys!" she said as she turned and started walking away.

"Wait up!" Sora and Riku said simultaneously.

"THE MALL!" Sora said staring at the massive buildings.

"You took us to the mall??!"

Kairi nodded and twirled around,"Isn't it beautiful?"

Riku looked around at the dirty parking lot,"Um sure Kairi."

"Hey Guys!"Sora spun around to see Selphie bouncing towards them.

"Selphies here?" Sora whined.

"Yeah, I invited her, lets go!

Sora stared up at the big pink sign,"Victoria Secrets...VICTORIA SECRETS!" Sora looked around panicking,"but isn't that like a...like a PANTIE PLACE?!?"

Kairi turned to Selphie and raised her eyebrows.

"Come on it won't be to bad. You guys can help us!" Now it was time for Riku's eyes go wide as she dragged them both in, "Help her with what?!"

Sora clicked his tounge and sighed. They'd already been in here at least 30 minutes. He saw Kairi walking toward them beaming.

"Look what I found! Isn't it pretty?!" Riku looked up to see Kairi holding a lacy bra.

"Um, sure Kairi."

"No." said Sora quite bluntly.

Kairi, apparently ticked off, turned around and stalked towards the changing room.

"You wouldn't understand!" she yelled

"Of course we wouldn't understand! Does it look like we have boobs?!" Sora yelled after her.

Selphie came walking towards them with something in her hands.

"What did you do to her now?"

"Nothing, just pointed out the obvious." said Sora.

"Whatever, hold this." she said as she threw whatever she was holding into Soras hand.

"What is this?"

Riku looked over,"It's a thong stupid."

"Yeah I know that but why would you want your underwear going up your butt?"

Riku laughed,"Maybe they use it for butt tanning."

Sora laughed and nudged him in the shoulder,"Good one!"

Selphie scowled, "Yeah real funny. Hey Riku maybe you and your pasty ass could use one!" she turned on her heel and stomped towards the lotions.

Sora turned towards Riku with a questioning look an his face.

"How does she know that Riku?"

Riku looked down and shrugged.

Sora scratched his head thoughtfully for a moment, "because I remember that one time that you mooned me and-"

"Hey! I was only six and I thought we were never going to speak of that again?!?" he narrowed his eyes,"Just like when you told me you thought my mom was hot."

"Well I was only five!"

They both fell silent. Sora started to play with the thong.

"Dude, this thing is stretchy."

Riku cocked his eyebrows and looked at him. "If it's so much fun why don't you buy your own?"

Sora shook his head, "Nah my mom would find it."

"Maybe she would just think it was my moms. Huh?"

Sora gasped, "My mom doesn't know about that I never told her!"

Riku smiled mischievously. "No, but I did."

"WHAT! RIKU IM GONNA-"

"Excuse me gentleman." They turned around to see a security woman standing behind them.

"I must tell you about the rule that does not allow peeping toms in this store. I'm afraid I must ask you two to leave."

Sora laughed nervously and shook his hands, "No no were here with her." he pointed at Selphie who was busy smelling all the lotions.

The lady sighed and tapped Selphie on the shoulder.

"Excuse me miss, but these two boys say they are here with you." Selphie looked at us with a confused expression on her face. "I'm sorry but I have never seen them before in my life." she turned back to the racks.

"Selphie!" Sora yelled. "It's us! Who else would know that you used to paint your toenails with lipstick?!"

"Yeah, or that you used to go skinny-dipping when you thought nobody was around??!" chimed in Riku.

Sora stared at Riku unable to form words.

"GENTLEMAN! YOU WILL LEAVE OR I WILL FORCE YOU TO LEAVE!"

Sora gently nursed a cut on his shoulder.

"Who knew she was so strong?" he said turning to Riku.

"Maybe your just a wimp."

"Oh yeah? So how come she beat you up to?"

"Because I can't hit a woman!"

Sora snorted.

"It wasn't that bad until she started chasing us around the store."

"Yeah," Riku agreed, "good thing Kairi came out in time."

"But not before she'd had a good laugh at us.Well at least we got a gift card."

Riku narrowed his eyes.

"What are we going to use that for?'

Sora looked thoughtful for a moment,"Well there was this really nice smelling lotion-"

"Hey guys!"

They turned to see Kairi and Selphie emerging from the store with bulging bags.

Sora grunted angrily, "Thanks for your help Selphie!"

She smiled and batted her eyelashes," I don't know what your talking about."

Kairi leaned over Sora and snatched the gift card from his hands.

"I'll take that!"

"Hey! That was going to be your birthday present!"

"To bad! I know where we should go next!"

"Where the salon?" said Riku jokingly.

Kairi gasped, "Of course! I was going to say the food court but I like your idea better!"

Sora groaned and started crying.

"There's no getting out of this is there?"

Riku shook his head," There's no getting out of this."

THE END

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