AN: Hello there fanfiction world! My namle is foxeyfresh, but please just call me fox :3 This is humanstuck, so if you dont like it i sowwy ;w; This is my first ever fanfiction story and I see great things ahead ^^
I have a bad habit of loosing muse .-. please review! help me continue this story!
i accept all reviews, critiques included, so if you see something that reads weird or is a little fuzzy, please let me know so i can attempt to fix it!
Anyway, I think we're going to have a lot of fun with this! I'll try to have a new chapter up every week, but life does get busy so i apologize if i miss an update Dx
Great, Sollux thought to himself as he cleaned his apartment. Of course Karkat decides that I get to host Game Night, and "forgets" to tell me until a few hours before everyone is due to show up. He grumbled to himself under his breath as he hastily picked up forgotten trash, probably from the week before. It took him two garbage bags to rid his living room of trash and another to put dirty clothes in.
Sollux looked at the clock above his stove and inwardly groaned. He had less than an hour to throw the garbage outside, put the bag of clothes in his room, find something clean to wear, and take a shower before he had to entertain his friends. CRAP! CRAP, CRAP, CRAP! He silently cursed and hurried to take out the garbage. He had almost forgotten that he had taken his Xbox into his room the weekend before to watch Netflix with Karkat, now he had to move it back. Well, looked like his "clean" clothes were going to end up being a bit dirty.
Sollux made remarkable time, hooking up his Xbox to the living room tv before running to hop in the running shower. Before he hopped under the water, he texted Karkat.
you don't need to u2e your key kk ii left the door unlocked
As soon as he sent the text, he hopped under the water and started to take the quickest shower of his life.
Sollux vigorously scrubbed the shampoo out of his hair and turned off the water, feeling relatively clean and fresh after his shower—even if it had only lasted seven and a half minutes. He was drying himself off when a loud, impatient knock at the bathroom door startled him into almost falling back into the tub. He groaned at the voice that followed the knock, a smile tugging at his lips. The voice was loud, the person behind it obviously crabby, "SOLLUX! GET YOUR HETEROCHROMATIC ASS OUT HERE BEFORE I DRAG YOU OUT MYSELF!" The voice was hoarse and followed by a sniffle, "AND WHERE'S YOUR GODDAMN SOUP? I'M HUNGRY AS HELL!"
"I'll be out in a minute, KK." He called back, fighting a snicker as he pulled on a black shirt, even though he wasn't completely dry. He also pulled on some sweatpants, figuring he didn't want to fight with jeans in his current condition. He felt water run down his neck and shivered, pulling the towel through his hair once more before he opened the bathroom door and pulled the crabby, black-haired boy into his arms and tried to kiss him.
Karkat was a solid foot shorter than Sollux and only had to tuck his chin to his chest to avoid being kissed by the taller boy. "KK?" Sollux tilted his head and raised an eyebrow in confusion, "Wath wrong? Did I do thomething wrong?" He murmured, and gently pulled Karkat's chin up to look at him. For the first time, he noticed the bags—deeper than normal—under Karkat's eyes and his red, puffy nose, "Altho, why are you wearing tho much thuff—ith thith my blanket?" He tugged on the bumble bee throw wrapped around Karkat's shoulders.
"IT'S MINE ASSHOLE. AS OF YESTERDAY, WHEN YOU GAVE IT TO ME." He grumbled, voice still unnecessarily loud even though he was pressed against Sollux's chest. His demeanor changed from shy to sarcastic in record time as he shoved away from Sollux's chest, "OH! I DON'T KNOW, SHITSTORM! I'M NOT SICK OR ANYTHING! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE I FEEL LIKE UTTER SHIT, SOLLUX, THANKS FOR NOTICING!" He turned and started to walk away, back into the living room, "AND I STILL WANT MY GODDAMN SOUP!"
Sollux chuckled and followed Karkat into the living room, cleaning his glasses with the hem of his shirt, "Hey Gamthee, Tavroth, I hope I didn't keep you guyth waiting too long." He put his glasses on and noticed that the three blurry figures on the sofa were not his closest friends. Looking up, he noticed that Karkat was scuttling around the kitchen looking for his soup. He looked back at the sofa, at the guy who was sitting awkwardly, playing with one of the many rings on his fingers. The guy had black hair and a purple streak in the front, his hair defying gravity. Thick round glasses perched on his nose, sitting in front of his unnatural colored eyes. He had a scarf wrapped around his neck, even though it wasn't anywhere near cold in the house.
Sollux couldn't help himself as his brow knit together, trying to figure out why this guy seemed so familiar, "Who the fuck are you?" He didn't know he had spoken aloud until he felt himself being tugged down to Karkat's eye level by his hair. He grunted and looked at the sick cancer and huffed at being forced to an awkward angle.
"ASSHAT, THIS DICKHOLE IS ERIDAN AMPORA. ERIDAN, YOU NOW KNOW MY ASSHAT BOYFRIEND." Karkat growled and practically threw Sollux onto the couch next to the purple eyed hipster, "NOW GET ALONG WHILE I EAT MY SOUP!" he grumbled and crawled into Sollux's lap, crossing his legs under him and wrapping the blanket around himself like a cocoon before settling back against Sollux's chest.
Sollux wrapped his arms around Karkat's middle and pulled him closer, "Eat your damn thoup, KK." He murmured lovingly and took the controller Tavros offered him, "Thankth Tavroth," He smiled up at the small boy with the mohawk, "What game did you choothe?" He asked and looked over at Gamzee, who was practically lying in his spot, staring up at the ceiling.
The shy boy hurriedly gave Eridan a controller and climbed into Gamzee's lap, pulling the clown back to reality and stuffing a controller in his hand.
"Tavbro." Gamzee mumbled, sitting up and laying his forehead against Tavros's shoulder, "What the motherfuck is going on?"
"We're, uh, playing, um, Halo." Tavros said quietly, but more confidently than he normally talked. He reached up and patted Gamzee's unruly hair, "We're, um, I mean…" He looked over at Sollux, "Is it ok if we're, um, the blue team?" At Sollux's nod, Tavros repeated the information to Gamzee before he locked his eyes on the screen, "Ok, um. What are we going to do?…" He mouthed things to himself as he set up the match, his finger flying deftly over the controller, "Everyone, um, ready?" Tavros asked, looking around before nudging Gamzee.
"I'm awake motherfucker, just breathing you in, Tavbro." He said with a lazy smile as he picked his head up and kissed Tavros's cheek, "Go ahead and hit the motherfuckin' button." He advised his boyfriend.
Tavros stiffled his giggle as he looked at Eridan and Sollux, who were looking at each other. It was obvious each held distain for the other, but they silently agreed to put aside their differences to play. Sollux shrugged and nodded to Tavros, "Go ahead Tavroth, we're ready to mop the floor with you two." He grinned wickedly and both Eridan and Sollux pushed their glasses up their noses at the same time before Sollux settled into his game mode, hunching around Karkat, who seemed indifferent as he closed his eyes and leaned back into Sollux's chest.