Chapter 1- The wizard and the pot
Two men appeared out of nowhere. They just stood there for a moment, wands pointed at each other's chest before recognising one another and they headed towards to the glamour's manor in the distance "News?" the tallest of the two asked. "The best," replied Severus Snape. They walked in silence for a minute before the silence was broke, "I hear we've been allied with," Snape said, "I haven't met them in person yet but they must be good if the dark lord is with these people."
"To be honest with you, I can't see how he has allied with someone, he doesn't trust anybody!" Yaxley commented. Snape smirked at him. They raised their arms up which obviously had the dark mark on and they both marched through the gate as if it were not there. They stepped up the stairs towards a long hall which housed a long table. By the fireplace, Voldermort sat, with a creature behind him that was half hidden by the light of the fireplace. What the death eaters could make out was a pepper pot like shape with a stalk coming out of his face. From that moment, Snape realised that these people were not wizard kind, not even human. "Now Severus, you are very almost late." The snakelike voice of Voldermort echoed around the room, "Come, I have saved you a seat," They walked towards their seats. As he did so, he noticed that almost all the death eaters were staring at the creature, and it stared at each one of them in turn. "As you can see, we have a guest" this diverted his eyes from the pepper pot and onto the witch hovering above the table. He was surprised to find Professor Burbage there. The witch whimpered. "Now then, Severus, what news?" Voldermort asked.
"My lord, the order plan on moving Potter from his current place of safety next Saturday at nightfall." Snape told him. There was a moment's silence where Voldermort considered this valuable information. "Good, very good and this information comes-"
"From the sources we have discussed." Snape answered. Almost a smile creeped onto the snakelike face. "My lord, I have heard differently." Yaxley said, "Dawlish the auror let slip that they would be moving Potter on the 13th "Yaxley told Voldermort. "My source also tells me that there will be a false source to fool the death eaters, trust me, they do not trust the auror office as they believe it has been infiltrated." Snape explained.
"Ministry's got one thing right then 'avent they?" a beefy death eater said. A couple of people chuckled. Voldermort didn't, nor did the creature. "Will the ministry be infiltrated Yaxley?" He asked, wondering if he had actually done the task assigned to each one of them. "My lord, we have seized the transportation department, so we shall know if Potter uses floo network or apparation; however the ministry will not fall by the time of Potters transfer." Yaxley replied. "But he will take the open, far easier to take down." Voldermort told them all," Now as you can see, Miss Charity Burbage hovers above because of her crimes. You see, until very recently, she taught at Hogwarts. She taught of how muggles are not so different from us, how we should treat them as equals," Most of the death eaters in the room retched and some of even spat on the floor. "Miss Burbage as about to find out what happens to those who oppose me, kill her!" As Bellatrix Lestrage stood up to shout the curse, the pepper pot moved forward. It was revealed that it had a colour coat of bronze. It had to arms, one of which was a sort of suction cup; the other was a very strange wand indeed. "EXTERMINATE!" it shouted and in an instant the Professor was no more. It was then apparent that a man was standing in the corridor with a woman. The man wore a bow tie, and the woman was ginger. They clearly were no death eaters. "Oh, bad time?" the man asked," Well you know we better runnnnnnnnnnn, come along pond!" They ran, dodged Jinx after jinx. They headed into the blue police box where the pepper pot, Voldermort and the death eaters stopped. "There is nowhere to run, come out and surrender!" Bellowed Lord Voldermort. However inside of the TARDIS, the doctor was chuckling "Want a bet?" he said as the TARDIS dematerialised. The pepper pot was shrieking in a metallic voice, "The doctor must be killed and punished. The Daleks must avenge the emperor. Kill the doctor. KILL THE DOCTOR!" Meanwhile in the TARDIS, Amy and the doctor were still out of breath because of the run down endless corridors. "You know", The doctor said, "I wonder how River and Rory are getting on."