So here he was, in the pub below the inn that was housing them for the night. Merlin had just been chatting and laughing with the middle aged barmaid before returning to Arthur's side, asking very sincerely, if he needed anything, but he simply sent him off to bed.
After another fifteen minutes of staring in to his pint, he looked up at the kindly barmaid and asked her what was on her mind, as she had been looking at him oddly since Merlin had left.
"Forgive me Sire, but I think you might rather not know." He gave a tired sigh.
"Go on Madame, I highly doubt anything you have to say could surprise me after the day I've had." The lady gave a slightly ominous smirk.
"Well Sire, I was merely thinking that if men could procreate, yourself and the young Merlin would have very beautiful babies," and she went back to wiping down the next table while Arthur spit out his mouthful of ale quite comically. The barmaid tsk'd at the mess but couldn't help a small triumphant smile as Arthur stared at her, wide eyed, only managing to mutter a soft,
"Touche."
