It was a dark winter night, jimmy neutron sat at the edge of his bed staring at his huge spongebob poster. Suddenly, he felt a sensation; he needted to SNEEZE. Jimmy jerked out a huge 'ACHOSGFIo' AND snot 360-ed onto his most prized posesion, his hot spongebob poster. Jimmy sighed really loudly and cartwheeled closer to the wall. There was gross green boogies all over his favorite print, jimbo was devastated. Suddenly, neutron saw the poster cleaner flyer that was conviently on his nightstand. 'THAT'S IT'' jimmy exclameled to the ceiling. 'I Ll take my hot spongebob poster 2 the poster cleaner tomorrow and itll all be ok'. Jimmy then jumped into his cool bed, which was, also, spongebob themed.
THE NEXT DAY jimmbu got out of bed, grabed his poster and literally flew out the window because he was experiencing the aftermath of really bad diharrea from the day before because he went to carls barbecue and spent like 3 hours in the pee pee room prior to his poster staring session so the farts were not pleasent. Anyway coinsidentally jimmy fell righjt infront of the poster cleaner 'WOW how convenient' he shouted at the wall. Nutron barged into the store 'I need my poster cleaned' he whispered. Suddenly, a beautiful bald man, with eyes bluer than hte sky stared right into jimmy's poop colored mane. 'ill do the job' he says 'I am….MR clean' he shouted as he passionately shook his nice round ass. 'omg' jimmy said. So neutron handed over the rolled up poster, and mister clean let out ahuge gasp 'I hHAVE this same poster in my room' he vomited 'everynight I stare at it for 5 hours, its so hot' mr clean whispered 'same' jimmy said 'yeah… u kno spongebob was my highschool crush' mr clean said as he violently rubbed his own product onto the snot-stained poster 'rlly' jimmy scramed 'ya, but he never noticed me…..i still have him as a friend on facebook tho' mr clean had tears running down his big beautiful eyes. 'WHAT he has /!? I have to add him' jimmy said really loudly. Mr clean winked and wrote spongebobs fake name, which he uses so that no fans find him on facebook, on the bacl of the poster. 'here u go' mr clan said handing the poster to jinny 'ty' jimmy saisd, and he then continued to walk out the door excitedly because he was gonna meet spongebob ON FACEBOOK!
Jimmy was so fucign excited. He burst right through the door. 'JAMES ISAAC NEUTRON' his mom said super loud that jiwmy bled out of his ear. 'mom chill im meeting sponge bob on facebook' james said looking at the floor because also he was emo and emos do that 'OH U AND your spongebob when will you stop obsessing over this strupid PHASE' mrs. Neutron said as she drank down a whole bottle of vodka 'mom its not a pHASE' jimmy exclamedad as he stormed up to the stairs. Jimno got on his macbook pro (his mom got it for him) and squarmled onto facebook dot com. He went to spongebobs page, the fake name he used was WALTER SMITH 'what a hot name' jimmy said as he ran his hands through his greasy icecream shaped hair. He pressed 'send pfriend request' and automatically got a 'ACCEPT' from mr. squarepants. Jimmy coughed sweatily and sent a message through facebook message 'hey' he sent 'who ru' spongebarb replied 'ur profile pic is…hot' he sent 'Omg' jimmy said irl he then typed back 'so r u…im jimmy natron, im…..in love with u.' Spongbob took like literalyt 5 ghours bc he also had diharrea probably 'omg.. do u wanna meet in alaska' he finally replied. Jimmy spazzed out, 'don't u live in the water' he asked 'YA but I can manage ;)' squarepantel said 'o okay' jimmy said, 'ill see u there in like two days, we can meet in the starbucks' (jimmy said this bc theres only one starbucks located in Alaska in the case of this AU) 'ok' spongebob replielwede. Jimmy hammed up to the air and went to bed, excited to drive all the way to Alaska in his new hippy van which he got for chirstmas on his 6th birthday because he was really rich at the time.