Disclaimer - I do not own Harry potter
Author's Note - just something I thought of.. (:
"C'mon, Harry, can you say Sirius?" asked Sirius to the black haired baby, which he was playing with.
Harry grinned and shook his head.
Sirius pouted, "Please Harry…"
Harry shook his head again.
Sirius shrugged, "Can you say Padfoot?"
Harry shook his head and grinned mischievously.
Sirius sighed, and ran his hand through his black locks.
Suddenly, he grinned and glanced at Harry, after all, what he was going to sat "Can you say bloody hell."
Harry nodded eagerly, "Bwoddy Hell.."
Sirius's eyes widened, he never thought he would actually say that, "Oh shit," he cursed under his breath, "Lily is going to murder me."
Harry started to clap, "Bwoddy Hell. Shit. Shit. Shit." He giggled, a bubble coming from his mouth.
Sirius stood up quickly, and ran a finger through his dark hair, he cursed under his breath before asking Harry, "Don't say those words, Harry."
Harry giggled, "Shit, bwoddy hell, shit, shit," he said, eagerly.
"Sirius," Lily Potter's voice echoed from the kitchen. Sure enough, the beautiful red-head came into the living room, and picked up the baby, "Hows my baby boy doing?"she cooed, as she kissed his nose.
"Mummy, shit, bwoddy hell," Harry cried gleefully.
Lily Potter gaped as she turned her angry green eyes towards Sirius Black.
"Sirius. Orion. Black." Lily said quietly.
Sirius braced himself for the impact, and sure enough, a string of curse words and yelling came from her mouth. During this time, Harry would giggle and repeat the words that his mother was using towards his uncle.
After hearing the words from her child's mouth, Lily would start to yell again.
Sirius thought that it was remarkable how much Lily would resemble a saber tooth tiger.
From that day on, Sirius Orion Black claimed that his hearing was never quite the same, something that he would always bring up with his best friend, James Potter, to which he would chuckle darkly to, as he had always been on the receiving end to Lily Potter nee Evans's temper.