Metalbeamkatana1.0 does not own any of the characters from No More Heroes. I don't even own this parody, Robot Chicken does. But still, enjoy.
Travis: "Damnit!"
Henry: "Is that all you got, Travis? Don't make me laugh"
Travis: "Mind if I ask you something?"
Henry: "Sure."
Travis: "Why the hell do you call me Travis? Travis, like you're my friend or something. Who the fuck do you think you are?!"
Henry: "….. You can't be serious. All this time, you didn't realize."
Travis: "What are you talking about?!"
Henry: "I'm you're twin brother."
Travis: "What the hell?! That's the craziest shit I ever heard, why would you bring up something that important at the last minute of the game?!"
Henry: "I would have thought that you would expect or prepare for some twist of fate of some kind."
Travis: "What?! Hey, where's Sylvia anyways? She disappeared without a trace. Where the hell is she?!"
Henry: "You mean my wife?"
Travis: "Wha?!?!?! Wife?!?!?!?!"
Henry: "Yes… You know, spouse, soulmate, Henry's wife, get the idea?"
Travis: "When did you two get married?"
Henry: "Oh, about ten years ago. Yeah, that's right, because we were both in college at the time."
Travis: "Oh shit!! All news to me!! I'm goin' to need shock treatment to get over this one!!"
Henry: "I'm sorry for all the trouble my wife has cost you."
Travis: "Yeah, she caused me some trouble alright, but it helped me clear up a lot of things."
Henry: "Eh, you know how women are, especially my wife. Yeah, she's a really big spender. She knew my income wasn't enough, so every now and then, she just disappears."
Travis: "She's a bad wife, but a really good woman."
Henry: "Oh yeah? Well the girl you loved back then was really your half sister."
Travis: "I already knew that."
Henry: "Okay then, the UAA is actually a scam made up by my wife."
Travis: "Look, are you going to keep up with these one shots, or what?"
Henry: "Then do you know that in the sequel, you're going to use Terminator's catch phrase, "I'll be back?"
Travis: "What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" *Head explodes*
Game Over
Game advice: Never listen to your arch rivals, even if they explain their twist of fate.