A/N- Edward should be in our clutches, but ooooohhhooo nooo, Stephenie owns him. So we'll just havta settle with our little tea parties . . . .

Bong

The clock tolled. I smiled, stepping towards the end of the shadows. Here I come Bella. I thought to myself as the clock tolled a second time. I smiled, raising my foot as the clock tolled a third time. It was now or never. And believe me, now sounded so much more appealing.

Warmth flooded through my body as I stepped into the light, sending rainbows bouncing off my skin in every which way. I smiled and stood there, waiting. The clock continued to sound until it was past twelve. The minutes ticked by, and there I stood, waiting for death to come upon me. Then it hit me.

How careless of me to plan to go out in the sun when it was the Volturi guard's tea time! I groaned and stomped back into the shadows. Of course, my brilliant plan, interrupted by stupid old tea yet again. Only this time, it was far, far worse . . .

"Emmett, time to go hunting!" I crooned as I flitted down the stairs. My throat was burning and I was extremely anxious to get out and bag a good old mountain lion. I felt my daydreams shatter as I jolted to a halt at the scene in front of me as I reached the bottom step.

"Not now, Eddie-poo," Emmett dismissed, waving his hand to shoo me away. He and Jasper sat at a short, round table, Alice's pink porcelain tea pot steaming in the center. My eyes dropped to the petite matching sets of tea cups in their massive, pale hands.

I gaped at them. Today of all days! Emmett and I had made plans ahead of times just to avoid this! But there they sat still, with the traitor tea cups in their hands.

"But Emmy!" I whined, stomping my feet and throwing my hands in the air. "You promised!"

Jasper snickered and poured more of the revolting liquid down his throat.

"Oh stop acting like such a prissy little girl." Emmett scoffed. I narrowed my eyes.

"I'm telling Esme on you!" I cried, though I knew from past experience this would get nothing more than her down here to join them in the nauseating tea party. It made little sense to me what was so appealing about pouring molten liquid down your throat just to puke it up mere hours later.

I turned my back on him as I began my journey back up the stair case. "Now what am I supposed to do with my day!" I complained loudly. "Not fair, not fair, NOT FAIR!" Stomping my feet hard on the first step, I heard an ear-splitting crack resound from below my foot. I hesitantly peeked down to see both of my feet below the floor boards.

"Guess you just found out Eddykins." Jasper sneered. I turned and stuck my tongue out at him.

Stupid tea . . .

Back at the liar

The pain was more or less eating me alive, and I'd been continuing on death so much that I couldn't stand one more minute of still standing. I needed to leave this world, get away from the monster that was eating me alive. Then it dawned on me. I had twenty minutes to get there, but I could do it. Hell, I'm a vampire. I can do anything.

A/N- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA stupid tea ;]

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