Ranfan: Sadly I do not own a kick ass story like Naruto.
In the usually quiet village of Konoha, a genin ninja was practising his singing talent (which was non-existent).
"'Don't say maybe, maybe its supernatural I'm coming undone!' Oh yeah!"
Rock Lee (singing) was accompanied by Gai sensei who was undoubtedly cheering his favourite student.
"That was wonderful Lee! I've never heard a better performance!"
"Gai sensei…"
These two men hug and cry and some people think it's weird but I think it's cute.
"Maybe I could end my ninja career and be a singer instead?" Lee mumbled into Gai's shirt.
"Don't even joke about that, you've come too far" said Gai (suddenly very serious).
"Yes! I don't know what came over me."
As Lee prepared to sing again the door slid open to reveal a very ticked off Gaara.
"Can you keep it down? Some of us are trying to train."
"But I'm training too Gaara. Hey! What do you think of my song?" Lee asked excitedly.
"It's useful but rubbish" he replied coldly.
"Aww, don't be like that!" Lee whined.
"Don't worry about that grumpy puss Lee. He's just jealous because he doesn't have a magnificent singing voice like you do. Now, once again from the top!"
"Okay! 'You are my voodoo child! My voodoo-ouch!'"
Gai rushed to his student as Lee buckled and fell to the floor.
"What is it?! What's wrong Lee?!" Gai cried worriedly.
"Sharp pains…all over…my body…" Lee panted.
As panic rose in Gai neither of them suspected what went on in the room next door.
Gaara was sitting on the floor with a toy version of Lee in his hands with several pins sticking out of it.
"Heh, heh….'you are my voodoo child, my voodoo child'…and I have a brilliant singing voice."
Even more worrying was that there was another toy beside him that looked a lot like Gai….