One
Piece: Zoro's: Hey There Nami
Hey There
Nami
Whats its like in the womens quarters?
I am less then a
wall away
Something that rhymes with quarters
Yes its true
The
stars don't shine as bright as you
But maybe the moon
Hey
There Nami
I am running out of words
But I
still wanna show you
How much Sanji is a turd
You should
choose me
Well sail the seven seas
Looking for One Piece
Oh
its what you do to me
We S&M roleplay rumpy pumpy
Oh I
don't know what role I will be
But oh its what you do to me
Hey
There Nami
I know that you think im a shmuck
But if you compare
to that Mousse guy
Who turns into a duck
I think Im cool
I
only needed to learn at sword school
We had a pool
(BG J & E: ATLANTICA!)
Oh its what you do to me
We S&M roleplay
rumpy pumpy
Oh I don't know what role I will be
But oh its
what you do to me
I know my rhymes are pretty lame
But Im
sure Ash's would be the same
Because
we've got similar IQs
His girl has the same hair as you
Do
use the same shampoo?
Hey theres a girl in Ranma named that
too
Why would the writer name her that?
She must be some bloody
prat
Speaking of which, Ron: get a clue!
I swear Nami I
wouldn't do that to you
Oh look some food
(BG J&E: COOKIES!)
Hey There Nami
I think Ive reached my limit
Oh,
look, there's the ostrich fish
I think I wanna just go kill
it
Just for you
Tonight Ill make some os-fish stew
Better
then Lucci's gabagoo
Oh its what you do to me
We S&M
roleplay rumpy pumpy
Oh I don't know what role I will be
But
oh its what you do to me
Nami: Zoro, that is single-handedly the worst love song ever!
J & E: HEY! WE HELPED!! DX
Nami: (does a bored look)
Zoro: Okay! Who wants stew?!
E: …(twitch, twitch) Ostrich scares me! DX
J: N-No thankies! (sweatdrop)
Zoro: (looks at Nami) Well?
Nami: (walks away)
Zoro: (feels REJECTED!)
But…I made it for you! I swear its tru—(feels a book smash
his
head) You're just lowering my IQ!
Nami: You don't even know what that is! (goes to the women's quarters)
Zoro: (calls after her) Hey There Nami, What's it like in the women's--
Nami: SHUT UP!
Zoro: You could just answer the question! I wouldn't have done the whole song if you had just answered!
Nami: It's…woman-y
Zoro: Okay…Hey There Nami, what the hell does that mean?! I mean seriously, Im a guy who is in love with the color green.
J & E: Ooh Waah--
LATER
THAT NIGHT THE THREE SINGERS MAGICALLY DISAPPEARED, ALONG WITH THE
OS-FISH STEW. WE ARE UNAWARE OF THEIR…WHEREABOUTS, BUT WE FIGURES
LUFFY AT THE STEW. To ALL My Soul Duty Fans:
Im having such a rut right now . I mean, I know what I want to right, theres just no ispiration, so its all empty words. I want you all to have my best work out there, so I will try to update A.S.A.P.
While you wait, check out the contest on fanart-central by my name Jiki(underscore)Chi026. Please do! The deadline is being moved to August 16, considerably to Ocotber 7, my birthday:D Please do consider this! It would mean a lot to me!
R & R!
Blessed be!
P.s. Special thanks to Enzerikku-chan for making this up with me on the phone XD