After Naruto and Sasuke were killed by Kawaki, they awoke in the Spirit World, as they saw Iroh and Jiraya playing Pai Sho and drinking tea with a herd of sexy blue spirit women.
"Very interesting move there." Iroh said to the pervy sage.
"But not good enough!" Jiraya replied, as he moved his piece across the board, eating Iroh's White Lotus piece.
"Hey, Pervy Sage!" Naruto asked his old sensei.
"Naruto, nice to see you here." Jiraya answered. "In case you are wondering, I donated the entire Make Out saga and Tales of a Gutsy Ninja to some spirit owl, and he was big, and looked like someone's summoning animal."
"Wan Shi Tong, you mean?" Iroh answered. "I have heard of him, he loves to have me around, and I often like sharing a cup of tea with him."
"Listen, how do we get out of here?" Sasuke asked.
"If you look for the light, you will find it, but if you look for the dark, that is all you will see." Iroh answered.
"So we have to stay positive to find our way out?" Naruto replied.
"Indeed." Iroh said. "Follow the light, and avoid the darkness."
Naruto and Sasuke left, as they were running in their old fashioned ninja running way, as they saw the spirit portal in a field of purple flowers.
"After you, Naruto!" Sasuke said to his friend, as Naruto followed him.
Naruto and Sasuke arrived in Republic City, as it was nighttime, as Sasuke and Naruto looked in awe at the amazing city.
"Sasuke, want to see what the city has to offer?" Naruto asked.
"Sure thing, my brother." Sasuke replied as they went to paint the town red, or in this case orange.
Naruto and Sasuke went dancing in a nightclub, eating at Wong's Cuisine, and sitting at a bar doing a burp contest like Bolin and Korra years ago.
Unfortunately, they were in the Red Light District, which was Agni Kais territory, as they were ambushed by Agni Kai cars and motorbikes.
"You're in the wrong neighborhood, Northern Light scum and Tornado Triad trash!" The Agni Kais Lieutenant Hakuro said.
"Northern Lights?" "Tornado Triad?" Who are those?" Sasuke asked.
"They are your crews, so we're forcing you off our turf!" Hakuro replied. "Get them!" The Agni Kais started Firebending at Naruto and Sasuke, but they used Substitution Jutsu and reappeared, as Naruto used his signature move.
"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto said, as he multiplied into 10 Narutos.
"Naruto, this isn't Konoha, this is a big city, so don't use your Rasen Shuriken!" Sasuke replied.
"Who said I was going to?" Naruto said, as he used his Harem Jutsu instead.
"Sexy no Jutsu!" Naruto and his nine other clones turned into beautiful women in orange bikinis with pigtails.
The Agni Kais erupted blood out their noses, as well as Hakuro, who crashed into his car.
The Republic City Police showed up, and with them was Chief Mako.
"Some more Triads, down for the count!" Mako said, as he rounded up the stunned Triads, as they were ready to be sent to jail.
"Hi, I am Mako, Chief of Republic City Police." Mako said.
"I am Naruto Uzumaki, the former Seventh Hokage!" Naruto replied.
"I am Sasuke Uchiha, the last Uchiha!" Sasuke replied.
"Great, I will show you to Korra and Asami, two of my ex girlfriends who became a couple."
"He sounds like a male Sakura, don't ya think?" Naruto asked, as Naruto and Sasuke were escorted to meet Korra and Asami.
"Except in our case we are legally dead in the Land of Fire, and Korra and Asami are probably legally alive." Sasuke replied as the airship headed to the Sato Mansion to meet with Korra and Asami.
Later on, Mako stopped at a department store, as Naruto and Sasuke went to shop for clothes.
"We need to get new clothes if we want a new life." Naruto stated.
"All the Airbenders in the United Republic who weren't with the Air Nation are with the Tornado Triads, and historically Airbenders were few in numbers when the United Republic was established, so Naruto, you will need Water Tribe blue clothes." Mako replied, as he bought Naruto a blue jacket and blue pants.
"Sasuke, you are more of a Firebender, so here is a red jacket and black pants." Mako replied as he bought Sasuke the clothes, as Sasuke and Naruto tried them on, and left to find Korra and Asami.
TO BE CONTINUED...