Matthew: Oh, oh deary me
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed
I tell him he should get up 'cause it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on THC
Arthur: I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea
I can't even see him cause his room is so smoky
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV
Arthur and Matthew : My baby brother Alfie, how I wish that you could see
Arthur: I only say it cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Matthew: Now, now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair my dear mon frere
Arthur: Oh Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away.
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid
Get off your lazy arse, Alfie please use your brain
Matthew: Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray
I'm feeling guiltier for leading you astray
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid
Matthew and Arthur: When all you do is stay in playing your computer games?
Arthur: I only say it cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Matthew: Now, now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair my dear mon frere
Mtthew: Oh little brother please refrain from doing that
Arthur: I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat
Arthur: It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat
Matthew: And look me in the eyes, take off that stupid fitted cap
Arthur: I only say it cos I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Matthew: Now, now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair
Please don't despair
My mon frere