How To Be A Heartbreaker
I do Not own Maximum Ride
Hey, You guy's I just got this idea and I really wanted you guy's to read this. Also I still need one more review for "Can Change Be Good?" and if you don't know what I'm talking about then you should go read that next because it's starting to get juicy and I PROMISE you'll love it! :)
Max POV:
You know when you watch a scary movie with your friends and there's that one friend that seems to scream at every scene...well that's Nudge aka the 'motor mouth' of our wonderful family right now.
"AHHHHHH! OMG I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I TOLD YOU GUY'S HE'D KILL HER!" Nudge screamed from under her blanket.
"Wow Nudge, you actually removed your blanket from your face to see this part!" I gasped in fake shock.
"Shut up!" Nudge said. I heard Iggy and Gazzy snicker from their places on the floor and Dylan just rolled his eye's and took another bite of popcorn. I couldn't help but let out a small smile at my flock finally feeling that everything was returning to normal, at least until Angel walked in with the laptop. Causing me to remember the video from Fang's Blog of him and my clone playing with cheese and being all giggly with each-other. "At least he's already forgotten about me" I thought moodily.
"Max, you know that's not true." Angel said reading my mind.
"Stay out of my head Angel!" I growled before placing my mind blocks back up.
"What's not true?" Iggy asked.
"Nothing." I said.
"She's just upset about that video still." Angel explained.
"Max, if your that upset over a stupid video of Fang and our replacements, then we can make a video. YEAH that's right we'll make a video about how much fun we're having without him. We could get lights and costumes and extras! OH AND WE COULD..." Nudge said before I placed my hand over her mouth and said sternly,
"No."
"Actually that's kind of a good idea." Iggy piped up.
"What?" I asked.
"Yeah, why not we make a video and do the thing you and I do best Maxie." Iggy said perching himself on the hotel bed.
"And what do we do best." I asked, but already knowing the answer.
"HARASSING FNICK!" Iggy yelled before jumping off of the bed and tackling me to the ground. I let out a laugh and quickly shoved him off me before saying,
"If we did make a video, then what would we even make it on? Us watching a boring movie while sitting in a hotel room? Yeah cause that makes us look like we're having sooooo much fun."
"No silly, we're in Arizona! We could blow up a mountain." Iggy said thoughtfully.
"Or play tag in the sky." Gazzy added with a grin.
"Or go to a football game." Dylan suggested.
"Or go to a farm and play with the animals." Angel said.
"Or make a music video with hot cowboys." Nudge said excitedly.
"YES!" Iggy agreed while pointing at Nudge.
"You want to do Nudge's idea?" I asked surprised.
"Yeah it's alway's been my dream to direct a music video to piss off Fang." Iggy said dreamily.
"Iggy, I've noticed you never let a thought interrupt the flow of your conversations." I said.
"What's that suppose to mean?" Iggy asked before adding, " You know what never mind. If you want to make a music video raise your hand!" The whole flock minus me raised there hands excitedly while I just frowned and crossed my arms over my chest.
"No." I said stubbornly.
"Wow that's the word of the day for you isn't it." Iggy said causing me to glare at him.
"She's glaring at you Ig." Dylan said.
"Well too bad I don't care cause it's us against you and we're doing this music video. I'm going to need Dylan and five other guy's shirtless, a hot shower room, lights, a road, 6 swim trunks, a camera, Max singing, Gazzy filming, Nudge on clothes and make up, Angel on mind control, I will..." Iggy started to rant, but I quickly interrupted him by saying,
"I am not singing."
"Yeah, you are girl cause the song you're doing will only make Fang very mad if you sing it." Iggy said already grabbing the camera.
"I don't sing." I said.
"Yeah you do remember that one time when Ari, Angel, you, and all sang wannabe together when we were a group." Nudge said even letting out a laugh at the memory.
"Yeah..." I admitted, embarrassed now.
"Then let's get this show on the road." Nudge exclaimed shoving us all out the door.
"Wait, No I haven't..." I began.
"Too bad." Iggy shouted, "Cause it's time to have some fun. WAIT YOU GUY'S SANG WANNABE WITHOUT ME!"
Oh boy...I thought.
5 hours later
"ALRIGHT AND THE VIDEO IS DONE!" Iggy shouted happily motioning for us to all come sit around him. We all pulled up chairs and sat around the computer while Iggy pulled the finished video up.
"I swear Iggy this better turn out good." I said hotly while picking more glitter out of my hair.
"Don't worry your pretty blond head off." Iggy said ruffling my hair before returning back to the computer.
"I so can't wait to see how this turned out!" Nudge said excitedly.
"Yeah!" Gazzy agreed.
"Dylan where's your shirt?" I asked looking at his half-naked body and feeling my cheeks flame up.
"Iggy stole it. But I don't think you mind." Dylan said with a grin. But I just quickly turned away and mumbled,
"Just play the stupid video."
"Finally!" Iggy said pressing the play button.
Bold (MAX)
How to be a Heartbreaker flew across the screen followed by Starring Maxie Max! Produced/Directed by Iggy the Great! Filmed by THE GAZZY MAN! Then just some extra people.
"HEY!" Dylan, Nudge, and Angel shouted.
"SHUT UP YOU DREAM CRUSHER'S IT'S STARTING!" Iggy shouted.
Dylan's head appeared on the screen dripping wet with water and then it changed to him and multiple boy's fooling around in a steamy shower room. Then I appeared on the screen standing in front of them in a short, black ruffled skirt and a purple, blue, and green floral cut off shirt. With my hair cascading to my chest in neat curls and a pink ribbon tied in a bow on top of my head. Gross...I thought not taking my eye's off the screen. I was smirking at the camera while moving my hips back and forth, then I started to sing..
Rule number one is that you gotta have fun
But baby when you're done you gotta be the first to run
Rule number two, don't just get attached to somebody you could lose
So le-let me tell you
Then the screen changed to me dancing wildly with all the guy's and rubbing my hand's up and down their shirt less bodies while grinning at the camera and continuing to sing,
This is how to be a heartbreaker! Boy's they like a little danger! We'll get him falling a stranger a player singing I lo-lo-love you! Then the camera switched to me and Dylan sitting on a couch in each other's arms and me turning to the camera and saying,
At least I think I do! OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH! Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you The camera switched to me and the guy's in the shower room and I began to sing,
Rule number 3 wear your heart on your cheek.
But never on your sleeve
Unless you want to taste defeat
Rule Number 4 gotta be looking pure The screen changed to a boy with black hair and olive tone skin who was leaning on a car and I approaching him in the middle of an empty street. Ironic, huh?
Kiss him goodbye at the door and leaving him wanting more. I leaned in and kissed his cheek and was about to walk away, when the boy grabbed my waist and pulled me closer while moving his hands up and down my body slowly before he started to kiss my neck. Then I started to lean in when the screen changed and we were all back in the shower room again.
This is how to be a heartbreaker! Boys they like a little danger. We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player, singing I lo-lo-love you!
How to be a heartbreaker! Boy's they like a little danger. We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player singing I lo-lo-love you!
At least I think I do! OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH I started spinning around in a circle while the screen changed to each guy doing stupid poses and l laughing and smiling at the camera and joining in on some of the poses.
Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you! Then the screen changed to Iggy walking down an empty road with only the street light's shining down on him. With a white button down shirt and black jeans with a sign taped to him saying, 'I don't need you, Fnick!" and him singing,
Girls we do whatever it will take. Cause girls don't want, we don't want our heart's to break in two. So it's better to be fake. Can't risk losing in love again. Ba-be! The music then started to get up beat and Iggy started to drum his fingers on his pant's and then the other guy's and I came running from the sidewalks and joining Iggy on the road. Before I started to sing,
This is how to be a heartbreaker! Boy's they like a little danger. We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player, singing I lo-lo-love you.
How to be a heartbreaker! Boy's they like the look of danger. We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player, singing I lo-lo-love you!
At least I think I do! OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH!
Singing I lo-lo-love you... Then the beat kept playing while we all danced with each other until the screen faded to black.
"Well that was fun." I admitted.
"Yup, and now my dream is complete. Who want's food?" Iggy asked happily while already walking to the door.
"Me!" Nudge and I screamed already jumping out of our chairs and running towards the door. I was about to walk out into the hallway when I heard Gazzy say,
"I can't believe you posted that on YouTube."
"WHAT?!" I screamed shocked.
Alright now that is my current favorite song and I had to make Max sing it. SO PLEASE REVIEW! CAUSE IF YOU DO I'LL MAKE THIS A TWO-SHOT WHERE YOU GET TO SEE FANG'S REACTION! REVIEW!
Fang: I don't think your going to want to review.
Me: Yes you do trust me!
Fang: Don't tell them that I don't want them to read...
Me: Just review and see the funniness of an angry Fang.
Fang:...