OKAY this is basically what texting with be like with the ninjago characters so...yeah...
Wu: Hello.
Garmy: OH HAI
Wu:?
Garmy: Sup bro?
Wu:...
Garmy:Comeon stop being old XD
Wu:what does XD mean
Garmy:look at it sideways.
Wu:?
Garmy: It's a laughing face...or just say LOL
wu:...how do you know all of this?
Garmy:I have a kid. Unlike you.
Wu: mean.
Garmy: or just use the mad face - :(
Wu:Okay, that's really bothering me.
Garmy:Or WhAt If I tExTeD u LiKe tHiS?
Wu: That would bother me too.
Garmy: OR WIKE DIS
Wu: That's just ridiculous.
Garmy: :I
Wu: what does that mean?
Garmy: IDK it looks like a fat guy.
Wu:*facepalm*
wu: what does idk mean
Garmy: It means "I dont know."
Wu:okay...
Garmy: :P
Wu: and that...?
Garmy: ... It is a text face...sticking it's tongue out at u.
Wu: :(
Garmy:AWWWW BABY'S FIRST TEXT FACE WAS A MAD FACE :')
Wu:...and that one?
Garmy: It's a happy crying face.
Wu:...
Garmy:UR MAD AT MEEEE
Wu: are you like... abbreviating words? you're is ur?
Garmy: YUS
Wu:You could just say "yes" it's the same amount of letters.
Garmy: Y is right next to U on the keyboard so... yeahhhhhh XD
Wu:...
Garmy: -_-
Wu: why are you using the text faces?
Garmy: It expresses more. DURR
Wu:Don't durr me.
Garmy: DUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Wu:Saw it coming.
Garmy:U KNO WAT ELSE U SAW COMING?
Wu: what?
Garmy: BABIES
Wu:...I had no clue that babies where coming...
Garmy: THEY R COMING
Wu:...
Garmy: WITH WEAPONS.
Wu:...
Garmy: WE R ALL GONNA DIE
Wu:...
Garmy: JK (just kidding)
Wu:Of course.
Garmy: NAWWWW SHERLOCK
Wu:...
Garmy:...
Wu:...
Garmy: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Wu:?
Garmy: Go on the internet more often.
Wu: I go on there all the time...
Garmy: Yeah, only to message peeps or look at tea websites.
Wu: I do not! Plus i'm using my phone.
Garmy: IK Skales took your computer and showed me your history folder.
Wu: WHAT?!
Garmy: What is bunnies are cool .com?
Wu:...
Garmy:YA THOUGHT SO XD LOL
Wu: :I
Garmy: Ur a mad fat man aren't you.
Wu:...sure.
Garmy: :3 (kitten face)
Wu: You're stupid.
Garmy: FBNRL
Wu: WHAT?
Garmy: funny but not really laughing.
Wu: oh my gosh...
Garmy: or OMG for short.
Wu: * facepalms*
Garmy: OR /)_-
Wu: This is boring.
Garmy: ALRIGHTY TTYL
Wu:what does that mean?
Garmy has ended your conversation.
Kai:hey
Zane: Hello ^-^
Kai:um...WHat r u cooking for dinner (sorry caps lock)
Zane:not sure yet...
Kai:can i request
Zane:y r u always asking me about food...
Kai: IDK just bored.
Zane:...We don't have much in the kitchen tho
Kai: y
Zane: You had 3 whole bags of chips today
Kai: o right.
Zane:they r expensive u kno
Kai: ya ya.
Zane: XD
Kai: whats so funny
Zane: they have an emoticon of u.
Kai:REALLY? WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE
Zane: :I
Kai: that's a fat face.
Zane: IK
Kai:ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i get it
Zane: lol
Kai: no fair u can't get fat
Zane: Even if i could I don't always stuff my face so i wouldn't be
Kai:...OH yesterday Nya completely trolled jay
Zane: okay...
Kai: HAI
Zane: hey
Kai:HELLO
Zane: HAY
Kai: HI
Zane:SUP
Kai: we could go on and on.
Zane: yes, yes we could...
Kai:Lets do one on emoticons...
Zane: :)
Kai: :o
Zane: :/
Kai: :D
Zane: :3
Kai: :L
Zane: :U
Kai: :S
Zane: /)_-
Kai: -_-
Zane: :3)
Kai: :E
Zane: -A-
Kai: This is longggggggggggg
Zane:brb...
(Lol like 30 mins later)
Zane: bak
Kai: where were you?
Zane:Sensei. Computer problems. U know.
Kai: what happened
Zane: It literally crashed.
Kai: :O
Zane: ikr
Kai:ttyl
Zane: C u l8er
Kai has ended this conversation.
Jay:Do u remember what happen last night...
Zane: dont remind me...
Jay:IM SORRY!
zane: ik ur forgiven, just dont...remind me.
Jay: do i really drool?
Zane:yes. yes you do.
Jay: OMIGOSHHHH
Zane:wELL you fell asleep on me sooo i literally know now lollll
Jay:FBNRL
Zane:well, im laughing.
Jay:Imma gonna get u back and you know it... ;)
Zane: that didnt look right ew
Jay: XD well like im going to so get u back
Zane: hey it was ur fault.
Jay:...wat time is it?
Zane: 3:46 AM
Jay:why am i up? y r u up?
Zane:i stay awake most of the night all the time.
Jay: thats creepy.
Zane:no not rlly
Jay:...
Zane: everything sounds so dirty DX
Jay: imma gonna go before i have nightmares and wet the bed again...
Zane: WHAT THE FLIPPITY FLOP
Jay has ended this conversation.
Garmy: HAI...
Wu: hello...
Garmy:r we doing a four way chat?
Wu: yeah... I think. Just get someone to join...
Skales:Sup.
Wu:you had to bring him into it didn't you.
Garmy:...ya
Zane: Hello ^_^
Wu:okay...everyone is here...
Garmy: QUICK EVERYONE TYPE DOWN MEMES!
Skales:It's OVA NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!
Zane: Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!
Garmy: I can haz a cheezburger?
Wu:...What's a meme?
Zane: /)_-
Garmy:*facepalm*
Skales:*headwall*
Wu: i dont get on the internet often.
Zane:memes are popular all over the internet. I suggest looking up " know your meme"
Garmy: OH SNIPETY SNAPPITY FLIP FLOP
Wu: ur all so random even u zane
Zane: lol
Garmy: okay...MOAR MEMES PLEASE
Skales: LONG CAT!
Zane:All of the things!
Garmy: Success kid!
Skales: forever alone!
Zane: paranoid parrot!
Wu: omg.
Garmy:The Cinnamon Challenge!
Skales: Chubby Bunny Challenge!
Zane: The most interesting man in the world!
Wu:Wow, you learned to get along with everyone, Zane.
Zane: -#-
Wu:?
Zane: Just thank you...
Wu: okay...
Skales: RAGE COMICS
Zane: Ceiling cat!
Garmy: RETATRDED RUNNING HORSE
Skales:Keyboard cat!
Zane: philosoraptor
Wu: im going to try out one of those videos...brb
Garmy:THIS IS SPARTAAAA
Skales: CHARLIE BIT MEE~
Zane: and it really really hurts!
Garmy: XD
Skales: BILLY MAYS
Zane: HATERS GONNA HATE
Garmy: YOU DON'T SAY.
Skales: NOPE JUST CHUCK TESTA
Zane: Trololo~
Garmy:...we are so retarded.
Skales:ya
Zane:Y am I talking 2 u guys lol
Skales: idk same here
Garmy:...this is awkward.
Skales: bye
Zane: C ya
Garmy: TTYL
Garmy has ended this conversation.
Cole: sup.
Zane:hey
Cole:...they made a kidz bop version of thrift shop...
Zane: 0-0
Cole: yeah i can't find it on utube but some people i know have told me the words...
Zane:with all the cursing it would be weird how they would have made it.
Cole: it's like... WALK UP INTO SCHOOL LIKE WHAT UP I GOTTA LUNCHBOX GONNA GO BUY SOME TOYS AT THE THRIFT SHOP
Zane: 0-0
Cole: THE PEOPLE LIKE DANG THOSE SOME COOL TOYS
Zane: aren't the kids who do the videos like 12 yrs old
Cole:ya
Zane: they r waaaay to old for that.
Cole:...im gonna sing that to the next random old lady i see in the street.
Zane: I wanna be there when it happens.
Cole: lol okay 2:00 PM
Zane: ur 4 really gonna do it
Cole: as a matter of fact im going to do it now
Cole has ended this conversation.
Wu: Awww our grandma just died LOL
Garmadon: WHY DID YOU PUT LOL?
Wu: LOL means lots of love don't you know?
Garmadon: Google it. GOOGLE IT.
Wu has ended this conversation.
Jay: Hey this is Jay this is my new number
Zane: You got a new phone?
Jay:Yeah i did :D
Zane: What happened to your old one?
Jay: I put it on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever.
Zane: XD
Zane has ended this conversation.
Nya: It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone,
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone 3
Jay:...One time my mom forgot me in a parking lot.
Nya:When I see your face, there's not a single thing I would change.
Jay: 'cause girl I GOT THAT BOOM BOOM POZ THEM CHICKENZ JACKIN' MY STYLE
Nya: you ruin every moment.
Nya has ended this conversation.
Garmadon: Son, you better come home quick there is a letter waiting for you
Lloyd: Who is it from?
Garmadon: He who shall not be named.
Lloyd: why would Voldemort send me a letter?
Garmadon: :/
Garmadon has ended this conversation.
Cole:Hey. what's up?
Zane:Nothing much. Just killing my brain cells.
Cole: Jersey Shore?
Zane: Jersey Shore.
Cole has ended this conversation.
Jay: Do you remember the name of the techno song we listened to last night
Cole: We listened to a lot of songs.
Jay: It went like: da deeeh da da da da da da deh da daaaa deh da da da deeeeeeeh daaaa
Cole: Oh man I love that song
Cole has ended this conversation.
Kai: Why aren't you answering?
Cole: I dropped my phone and i cant find it
Kai: K let me know when you find it.
Kai: Found it yet?
Cole: No.
Kai: Let me know when you do.
Kai has ended this conversation.
Kai: Will you stop making whale jokes?
Zane: I WHALE NOT ._.
Zane has ended this conversation.
Jay: I'm out of bread... even prisoners have bread... You know what?
I'm moving in. You know why? You have bread.
Cole: JAY! it's just bread.
Jay: I LOVE BREAD.
Jay has ended this conversation.
Garmadon: Hey son, oh wait I'm dying.
Lloyd: DAD? YOU'RE DYING?
DAD?
WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING?
R U OKAY?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD?
Garmadon: My phone, son. My phone was dying.
Lloyd: oh. ._.
Lloyd has ended this conversation.
(typing on phone so its hard to put a line here so skip)
Jay:OMG OMG OMG!
Zane:WUT R U OKAY?
Jay:IDK GUESS WHAT
Zane:WHAT?
Jay:Chicken butt :D
Zane: Really?!
Jay:GUESS WHERE
Zane:Shut up.
Zane has ended this conversation.
(SKIP)
Kai:then there would be several attacks I'm glad you aren't a bear.
cole:Yeah...but what if you could be a shapeshifter?
Kai:PANTIES!
Kai:Wow...that was supposed to say panther.
Cole:I just died laughing.
(skip :3)
Cole:So rude! First you burp into the phone then you hang up on me!
Kai:sorry I had to clean the phone.
Cole:clean the phone?
Kai:it was a solid burp.
Cole:?
Kai:Don't you get it? I threw up on the phone.
Cole has ended this conversation
(Skip)
Jay:are we supposed to wear unicorn tomorrow?
Jay:UNIFORM
Zane:yup. We are supposed to wear unicorn...
Zane has ended this conversation.