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A long time ago in the Old West, there was a outlaw by the name of Yukari the Kid. She always got everything she wanted, even if she had to resort to shooting the daylights out of people.
She rode into town with her black horse, Black Thunder. Yukari tipped her hat and dismounted from her horse.
She strode inside the saloon and walked to the bartender. "Barkeep, Gimme a beer." She sneered at the bespectaled bartender. "Mm-hmm." She grabbed a glass and poured the beer through a tap and handed it to her.
Yukari grabbed her beer and gulped it down. "Gimme another." Suddenly, Osaka walked onto the stage and began to sing.
Yukari looked at her and grinned. "Hey, Barkeep? Who's the little lady?" She asked. "Name's Osaka. She's one of our best singers." Yomi handed her another beer. Yukari gulped it down and walked towards her.
Osaka finished her song and bowed to the audience. "Thank you! Thank you!" She smiled and giggled.
Suddenly, in a flash, Yukari bolted up from her seat and grabbed Osaka. "Nobody move! If one of you yellow-bellied hound-dogs even get the idea of saving her, you'll be lying down with a lead bullet in your chest." With that, Yukari laughed and ran out of the saloon; Osaka screaming for help.
Meanwhile, one of the saloon girls named Chiyo, ran to the sheriff's office and banged on the door.
"SHERIFF! SOMETHING'S BAD HAPPENED!" She screamed out.
Sheriff Tomo was sleeping her butt off while Deputy Minamo was working on the paperwork. "Nyamo, get that, will ya?" Tomo mumbled. "Don't call me that!" Minamo cried out as she got up and opened the door.
"Sheriff! Osaka's been kidnapped!" Chiyo sobbed through her tears.
"Who did it?" Minamo asked. "It was Yukari the Kid!" Tomo rose up. "Yukari the Kid?!" She dove under the desk in fear.
"Sheriff! Where's your sense of justice?" Minamo scolded her. "But...But... It's Yukari the Kid! The baddest of the bad! I heard she crawled out from under a rock and was raised by coyotes!" Tomo whimpered in fear.
"You'd rather let Osaka be subjected to Yukari's advances?" Minamo asked. Tomo felt ashamed of herself and got under from the desk and stood up.
"You're right, Deputy. Let be known that a Takino has never ran away from evil. I'll catch her without fail!" With that, Tomo shot her gun up towards the ceiling and a lamp fell onto her head. "Grandad, you ran over another rock again..." She fell onto the floor, dazed.
TBC