Alright this is an idea that popped into my mind while I was playing DDR. A Naruto interview show! Alright so it's more of a twisted confession, but they are about the same thing, so it shouldn't make such a big difference…. Hehehe (sweatdrop) ON WITH IT!
A female ANBU guard walked into the gigantic room, where many ninjas, young and old alike, sat chattering to themselves. She hopped onto stage and tapped the mike, her voice coming muffled from behind the monkey mask.
"Alright, it's Friday again." This was accompanied by a bunch of shouts and cheering from the older ninjas.
"You know what we do every Friday…" More cheers were heard and the new young members of the audience looked around scared.
"I know we have to have that re-match, too many people passed out to know who won last time," There were disappointed murmurs and groans from all the older ninja.
"BUT! tonight we have a special treat for you! An interview with Konoha's finest! And not just any interviews, but 'special' ones…." You could feel the smirk under her mask. The old ones sighed a bit, the young ones looked very relieved.
"First up, we have Hatake Kakashi!" Cheers and a few catcalls were heard as the silver haired Jounin came out and sat in the chair opposite the girl ANBU.
"So Kakashi… You are one of the most mysterious and most sought out ninja in all of Konoha, women faint at your touch, even men turn their heads… do you have feelings for anyone?" She asked, long spiky orange hair swishing a bit as she tilted her head.
Kakashi showed little emotion, but tensed a bit at her blunt question. "Well... I care about my students and the village."
The ANBU decided to go a different road, vowing to come back to the other one later,
"Why do you read Icha Icha?"
Kakashi smirked and said, "Why do half the Shinobi read it?" Which resulted in more cheers and a few screams.
The ANBU sweatdropped a bit at his answers but refused to give in. "Don't you have anyone you could date? Are you too lazy reading porn to actually think about pursuing someone?"
Kakashi shrugged a bit then swallowed. "It's nothing against you all, it's just I don't…"
The ANBU's eyes narrowed then smirked. "Your pulse is jumping, you are nervous…you DO like someone…"
Kakashi looked around a bit…analyzing possible escape routes.
"It's Gai isn't it?" She asked and he stared at her….a look of horror on his features under his mask. The crowd was completely silent also, most too shocked to even blink.
Gai flew out of nowhere screaming "DYNAMIC ENTRY!" before kicking her into the wall.
The ANBU staggered upright, wincing as she felt the bruises that wracked her body. "Alright…so it isn't Gai…who then?"
But Kakashi was nowhere to be seen, having disappeared in a puff of smoke. The girl sighed then said, "It seems Kakashi is too shy to admit who he likes… Well we may as well-"A large kunai was sent at her from the window and she ducked, grabbing the tag on it and scanning it.
A small stream of blood trickled from under her mask. "Shinobi of Konoha… a mysterious source has just reported some interesting news. Apparently last Saturday, Kakashi was seen entering a household, and not leaving until the afternoon after. With wrinkled clothes I might add." The ninja exchanged looks, some happy, some smirking and murmurs erupted. The ANBU paused dramatically. The ninja were all sitting on their seats in anticipation. "The house he was seen leaving was no other than…"
She pointed to a face in the crowd. "IRUKA-SENSAI!!"
Bwahahahahahahahahaha, sorry I had to do it! I am a true yaoi fangirl at heart. Anyway that was only part 1 of the first chapter. Part two of the first chapter will come out later! See ya! Review too….that would be good.