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A/N: Hey!! Well, this is my first fan fic. so. um. kinda nervous about what you'll say. hehe nah, not really, I mean, writing is just for fun, right? I don't wanna have this published or anything ^_^ So say what you feel, good or bad. And I should probably tell you right now that later chapters are better then probably the first three, so don't think this story is just going to go downhill!! If I get maybe. six reviews (Lucky number ^_^) then I will add on! Reviews are highly encouraged!
Chapter One....
The Winds Are Changing.
Bowser was foiled again. Put into his place (jail) by that fiend Mario and his idiotic dinosaur, Yoshi. He couldn't believe it; this was the third time in a row! All he wanted was Princess Peach. Now she's probably snuggling up to Mario and kissing him and saying, "You're my hero!!" Bowser growled loudly and the people in the other cells looked at him. He glared and they looked away. It was no wonder they turned their heads so quickly, Bowser was on a rampage!! He had long pointy spikes on his back, attached to a green shell. His face was mostly red, with big menacing eyes, that where shifting from side to side, as if daring anyone to say anything. Bowser looked at the guard, guarding his cell. Asleep on the job. His eyes drifted to the newspaper the guard had been reading. In big, bold letters it said, "Bowser foiled again!! Put into his place by the hero, Mario!" Below it was a picture of Bowser, struggling to escape ten of the guard's grasps. Bowser looked at himself carefully. He liked to think of his red and green completion as war colors, but remembering that Peach had said he looked like Christmas, he growled low in his throat and vowed to dye his color someday.
Since it was something to do, Bowser decided to look at the newspaper further. He stuck out his long claw to grab it and then dragged it in. Yes!! Bowser grinned evilly. The newspaper it seemed was for the police, all about criminals and things! Maybe he could get some pointers... Below the picture of Bowser on the front page, in big bold letters, it read:
"The archfiend Ganondorf kidnapped Princess Zelda of Hyrule! Can the brave Link get her back?"
Below the headline, there was a story on it. Bowser read about how Ganondorf captured Princess Zelda. Bowser growled out of jealousy. On the next page, there was another headline:
"The conniving Ridley teamed up with the three eyed monster Kraid! Is this the end of our poor hero, Samus?"
Below was the story on Samus, Ridley and Kraid, and Bowser saw their genius plan. Another headline followed. It seemed crime was big these days...
"The young ruler Roy, kidnapped?? Who could have done this and why??" Bowser read the following story and it mentioned that Roy could have run away, but there is also a possibility that a woman named Princess Guinevere could have done it. It claims that they had been friends but the people around the castle said that she had been acting strange lately like coming to see Roy all the time. There was one last headline.
"Andross... Gone silent? Crew members of Star Fox had not seen him for months!!"
Bowser chuckled. Andross was brilliant at a time, but after being blasted away by Star Fox so many times, his brain is kind of um. disintegrating.. of course he'll come to his senses eventually, but for now, he'll just be a brainless idiot. Bowser never liked to admit it..... Nevertheless, this time it was different. Bowser needed help. The help of these four archfiends. Bowser had spent a great amount of time with them when he was just starting out. However, that was a long time ago, and Bowser hoped they still remembered. He growled very loudly to get the guards attention and said in his low voice:
"I'm going to make my phone call now." The rule there was that you could make one phone call a month, to your family or, whatever. The only catch was, the guards where monitoring what you said. They would go on a phone too and listen to your conversation, to make sure someone didn't try to sneak you out or something. Bowser decided to call Ganondorf because he was by far the smartest out of all of them. Luckily, Bowser had a way he could sneakily get Ganondorf to get the message to rescue him... When they where little, they made up their own secret bad guy code. For situations like this. He just hoped he would pick up. The phone rang several times and then finally:
"What?" Asked a low, rude, nasty type of voice.
"It'sUutyaafkIooKoopaKing," Bowser answered, a smirk spreading across his face. (Translation: It's me you numbskull, Bowser!)
"KoopaKing??" (Translation: Bowser??) "Wjuuusgg djkkk??" (Tranz: Where are you??")
"............" (Tranz: Jail)
"Io....Ihdj kkKK fjhfH uy!GFTTT flkjf, djhfuuf ,f flfkkfkffk ; duudjjf! jffkkfkiufy rhrr?......" (Tranz: Right... I saw you in the paper you idiot! Link is at least three times as hard as Mario is and I captured his sweetheart! Lost your touch, I'm afraid?...) Bowser growled, but he was still smirking. It was good to talk to a fellow villain. The guards looked around at each other. They thought Bowser was obviously insane as well as a criminal.
"kjdfjdyu diiddje eje0eidudhflakjs dlidkdkdkj, difeihr rkhakhs id djhduu" (Tranz: Listen, I'm not asking for your advice, I need you to bust me out of here, and I have a plan.)
"jdyufy fufjkfoeooieu e?" (Tranz: A plan huh? Would it be like your brilliant one to capture Princess Peach?)
"hdud diddy? I dhfyftfy, udyr eidfi ajh dkjfh; oigu... djdhhdhf fjfhhfe ehrhr djfhd rhjhs dhf fdhf fjhfkjfj fjjfjf owieuee w; pwpwwe eeehf dkh." (Would you drop it??? I'm serious; this is a stroke of genius. (Ganondorf snorted) Just come and break me out tonight at eight. Call Andross, Ridley, and Kraid and tell them to meet us back at your place. I wish I had Lady Guinevere's number... It seems she has turned into a criminal too. Trying to kidnap that Roy kid. Huh.) Bowser hung up rudely without saying good-bye, and the guards, staring at him rather strangely, took him back to his jail cell.
It was a quarter past eight and Bowser was getting restless. Had Ganondorf forgotten? Maybe he wasn't as smart as he had remembered... but just then, the fire alarm went off! The guards took action immediately and started to unlock the cells to escort the criminals out. The man who was supposed to escort Bowser was new on the job. He was a bit scrawny and didn't look tough, so Bowser took advantage. He scared the guard out of his mind, and he scurried away. Bowser left the cell and just turned the corner when he heard:
"Bowser!! Come, follow me!" He recognized the voice to be Ganondorf's and he followed him until they got to a door that leads to the outside. Another alarm went off as if to say that a prisoner was escaping but no one came to find them. They were all scurrying away from the fire Ganondorf started. "This plan better be good..." Ganondorf said, as they both started running out of sight.
When they got back to Ganondorf's, the first thing he wanted to do was show off.
"Let me show you my prized possession..." He led Bowser into a room and there was the cage... but the inside was empty!! "WHAT HAPPENED TO ZELDA?!?!? SHE COULDN'T HAVE ESCAPED!!!" Bowser rolled his eyes.
"Link probably saved her when you left for the jail..."
"THIS PLAN BETTER BE GOOD BOWSER!!!!" He repeated. Bowser only smirked, and said:
"It will be. Where are Andross, Kraid, and Ridley?"
"Bowser, how... how have you been?" Ridley said slickly. Ridley looked a bit like a dinosaur. He was purple, with large wings on each side of him. He was like a pterodactyl.
"I've just gotten out of jail, so you can imagine how I've been!" Bowser snapped. Kraid came in right after Ridley and nodded at Bowser. Just the sight of Kraid made you want to laugh... Or barf. He had to be the ugliest thing on the planet. His three pale green eyes blinked at different times, while his long spiked tail swished back and forth. He even had spikes on his stomach!! It was disgusting. When Andross came in, everyone rolled their eyes. There was a huge dent in the wall; he must have ran.. Or floated into it.
"Ugh." He said as a greeting. Bowser suddenly had his doubts. Why did he invite Andross into the group again? He used to be a brilliant scientist! That stupid git Fox ruined his genius... But they would all pay. Bowser growled.
"Okay Bowser.. Why are we here?" Ridley asked.
"Because... None of us have had much luck with getting what we want." Ganondorf muttered something like, "I was doing fine until you called..." "I just think-"
"What? That if we all pull together then we can accomplish something? Yeah, right, nut job..." Everyone else agreed, except for a female voice that rang out.
"No, he's right."
"Who said that?" Ganondorf demanded, not liking strangers in his secret lab.
"I did. I'm Princess Guinevere." Everyone gasped except for Andross who didn't get it. "Listen boys. I accomplished something by pulling together. Pulling together with the dark side. Something I never could have done if not for joining forces." The Princess snapped her fingers and a container appeared by her side. Inside the Container, was the ruler of Pharae, Roy. He was floating in a clear liquid that enabled him from moving.
"That's excellent Princess! So you did capture him, the newspaper said that he might have run away... Have you come to help us?" She looked at Bowser with a curious look.
"You, Bowser, need to get with it. What has happened to you? You used to be so evil. I admired that. But now... You've turned soft." Everyone gasped again except Andross who said:
"Can he breathe in there?" The princess rolled her eyes and ignored him.
"You all need to be put in some kind of boot camp that turns you more evil! You need to be relentless, mean, nasty, and cruel!! Yes, I will help you Bowser. However, we need to start now! And take everyone by storm!! Then, the whole planet will be yours!" Everyone cheered in an evil way (Menacing laughs).
Roy attempted to open an eye. He couldn't move, but he could still hear, and he had heard all of their conversation. He knew what he had to do ..... If only he could get out of this liquid...
Link and Zelda where also hidden in Ganondorf's premises. Bowser was surprisingly right; Link had saved Zelda when Ganondorf was away. They had attempted to leave, but when they heard people coming, they had to hide. They had heard what was going to happen like Roy! Link was eager to leave and start planning on what to do about the villains, but Zelda was persistent on saving the boy in the container.
"Zelda..."
"Link...." Zelda smiled her cutesy smile and Link gave in. They were going to save him.. But Zelda was beginning to ponder on Andross' question. Could he breathe in there?? Was it too late? Maybe Andross wasn't so stupid...
"Zelda! Get down!" Link whispered, but it was too late. Andross passed by them and looked right at her.
"Hi," He said and walked away. Ooooookay... never mind. Zelda and Link waited until the coast was clear and they snuck along the wall until they reached Roy. Link was surprised that Princess Guinevere just left Roy there. But then again, he couldn't really do anything in there. When they got up close, Zelda could see how handsome Roy was. He had Auburn reddish hair with beautiful clear skin. Zelda bet his eyes where beautiful too. If only he would open them... Link tampered with the container top, trying to get it to get open, but it wouldn't budge.
"I'll be right back; I'm just going to go get Roy... You never know what might happen to him out there..." Lady Guinevere was coming! Zelda feared that she might have sensed someone was tampering with the container. Link wouldn't quit though. Zelda suggested that they just carry the container with them but it was much too heavy with the liquid inside... Link couldn't think of any more ideas, but Zelda had one. She took Link's sword out of it's sheath and struck it into the container, careful not to hit Roy. Liquid spilled everywhere, but they didn't care. They picked him up and fled.
"ARRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Guinevere let out a long high pitched, exasperated screech that scattered Ganon's glass.
A/N: Hey!! Well, this is my first fan fic. so. um. kinda nervous about what you'll say. hehe nah, not really, I mean, writing is just for fun, right? I don't wanna have this published or anything ^_^ So say what you feel, good or bad. And I should probably tell you right now that later chapters are better then probably the first three, so don't think this story is just going to go downhill!! If I get maybe. six reviews (Lucky number ^_^) then I will add on! Reviews are highly encouraged!
Chapter One....
The Winds Are Changing.
Bowser was foiled again. Put into his place (jail) by that fiend Mario and his idiotic dinosaur, Yoshi. He couldn't believe it; this was the third time in a row! All he wanted was Princess Peach. Now she's probably snuggling up to Mario and kissing him and saying, "You're my hero!!" Bowser growled loudly and the people in the other cells looked at him. He glared and they looked away. It was no wonder they turned their heads so quickly, Bowser was on a rampage!! He had long pointy spikes on his back, attached to a green shell. His face was mostly red, with big menacing eyes, that where shifting from side to side, as if daring anyone to say anything. Bowser looked at the guard, guarding his cell. Asleep on the job. His eyes drifted to the newspaper the guard had been reading. In big, bold letters it said, "Bowser foiled again!! Put into his place by the hero, Mario!" Below it was a picture of Bowser, struggling to escape ten of the guard's grasps. Bowser looked at himself carefully. He liked to think of his red and green completion as war colors, but remembering that Peach had said he looked like Christmas, he growled low in his throat and vowed to dye his color someday.
Since it was something to do, Bowser decided to look at the newspaper further. He stuck out his long claw to grab it and then dragged it in. Yes!! Bowser grinned evilly. The newspaper it seemed was for the police, all about criminals and things! Maybe he could get some pointers... Below the picture of Bowser on the front page, in big bold letters, it read:
"The archfiend Ganondorf kidnapped Princess Zelda of Hyrule! Can the brave Link get her back?"
Below the headline, there was a story on it. Bowser read about how Ganondorf captured Princess Zelda. Bowser growled out of jealousy. On the next page, there was another headline:
"The conniving Ridley teamed up with the three eyed monster Kraid! Is this the end of our poor hero, Samus?"
Below was the story on Samus, Ridley and Kraid, and Bowser saw their genius plan. Another headline followed. It seemed crime was big these days...
"The young ruler Roy, kidnapped?? Who could have done this and why??" Bowser read the following story and it mentioned that Roy could have run away, but there is also a possibility that a woman named Princess Guinevere could have done it. It claims that they had been friends but the people around the castle said that she had been acting strange lately like coming to see Roy all the time. There was one last headline.
"Andross... Gone silent? Crew members of Star Fox had not seen him for months!!"
Bowser chuckled. Andross was brilliant at a time, but after being blasted away by Star Fox so many times, his brain is kind of um. disintegrating.. of course he'll come to his senses eventually, but for now, he'll just be a brainless idiot. Bowser never liked to admit it..... Nevertheless, this time it was different. Bowser needed help. The help of these four archfiends. Bowser had spent a great amount of time with them when he was just starting out. However, that was a long time ago, and Bowser hoped they still remembered. He growled very loudly to get the guards attention and said in his low voice:
"I'm going to make my phone call now." The rule there was that you could make one phone call a month, to your family or, whatever. The only catch was, the guards where monitoring what you said. They would go on a phone too and listen to your conversation, to make sure someone didn't try to sneak you out or something. Bowser decided to call Ganondorf because he was by far the smartest out of all of them. Luckily, Bowser had a way he could sneakily get Ganondorf to get the message to rescue him... When they where little, they made up their own secret bad guy code. For situations like this. He just hoped he would pick up. The phone rang several times and then finally:
"What?" Asked a low, rude, nasty type of voice.
"It'sUutyaafkIooKoopaKing," Bowser answered, a smirk spreading across his face. (Translation: It's me you numbskull, Bowser!)
"KoopaKing??" (Translation: Bowser??) "Wjuuusgg djkkk??" (Tranz: Where are you??")
"............" (Tranz: Jail)
"Io....Ihdj kkKK fjhfH uy!GFTTT flkjf, djhfuuf ,f flfkkfkffk ; duudjjf! jffkkfkiufy rhrr?......" (Tranz: Right... I saw you in the paper you idiot! Link is at least three times as hard as Mario is and I captured his sweetheart! Lost your touch, I'm afraid?...) Bowser growled, but he was still smirking. It was good to talk to a fellow villain. The guards looked around at each other. They thought Bowser was obviously insane as well as a criminal.
"kjdfjdyu diiddje eje0eidudhflakjs dlidkdkdkj, difeihr rkhakhs id djhduu" (Tranz: Listen, I'm not asking for your advice, I need you to bust me out of here, and I have a plan.)
"jdyufy fufjkfoeooieu e?" (Tranz: A plan huh? Would it be like your brilliant one to capture Princess Peach?)
"hdud diddy? I dhfyftfy, udyr eidfi ajh dkjfh; oigu... djdhhdhf fjfhhfe ehrhr djfhd rhjhs dhf fdhf fjhfkjfj fjjfjf owieuee w; pwpwwe eeehf dkh." (Would you drop it??? I'm serious; this is a stroke of genius. (Ganondorf snorted) Just come and break me out tonight at eight. Call Andross, Ridley, and Kraid and tell them to meet us back at your place. I wish I had Lady Guinevere's number... It seems she has turned into a criminal too. Trying to kidnap that Roy kid. Huh.) Bowser hung up rudely without saying good-bye, and the guards, staring at him rather strangely, took him back to his jail cell.
It was a quarter past eight and Bowser was getting restless. Had Ganondorf forgotten? Maybe he wasn't as smart as he had remembered... but just then, the fire alarm went off! The guards took action immediately and started to unlock the cells to escort the criminals out. The man who was supposed to escort Bowser was new on the job. He was a bit scrawny and didn't look tough, so Bowser took advantage. He scared the guard out of his mind, and he scurried away. Bowser left the cell and just turned the corner when he heard:
"Bowser!! Come, follow me!" He recognized the voice to be Ganondorf's and he followed him until they got to a door that leads to the outside. Another alarm went off as if to say that a prisoner was escaping but no one came to find them. They were all scurrying away from the fire Ganondorf started. "This plan better be good..." Ganondorf said, as they both started running out of sight.
When they got back to Ganondorf's, the first thing he wanted to do was show off.
"Let me show you my prized possession..." He led Bowser into a room and there was the cage... but the inside was empty!! "WHAT HAPPENED TO ZELDA?!?!? SHE COULDN'T HAVE ESCAPED!!!" Bowser rolled his eyes.
"Link probably saved her when you left for the jail..."
"THIS PLAN BETTER BE GOOD BOWSER!!!!" He repeated. Bowser only smirked, and said:
"It will be. Where are Andross, Kraid, and Ridley?"
"Bowser, how... how have you been?" Ridley said slickly. Ridley looked a bit like a dinosaur. He was purple, with large wings on each side of him. He was like a pterodactyl.
"I've just gotten out of jail, so you can imagine how I've been!" Bowser snapped. Kraid came in right after Ridley and nodded at Bowser. Just the sight of Kraid made you want to laugh... Or barf. He had to be the ugliest thing on the planet. His three pale green eyes blinked at different times, while his long spiked tail swished back and forth. He even had spikes on his stomach!! It was disgusting. When Andross came in, everyone rolled their eyes. There was a huge dent in the wall; he must have ran.. Or floated into it.
"Ugh." He said as a greeting. Bowser suddenly had his doubts. Why did he invite Andross into the group again? He used to be a brilliant scientist! That stupid git Fox ruined his genius... But they would all pay. Bowser growled.
"Okay Bowser.. Why are we here?" Ridley asked.
"Because... None of us have had much luck with getting what we want." Ganondorf muttered something like, "I was doing fine until you called..." "I just think-"
"What? That if we all pull together then we can accomplish something? Yeah, right, nut job..." Everyone else agreed, except for a female voice that rang out.
"No, he's right."
"Who said that?" Ganondorf demanded, not liking strangers in his secret lab.
"I did. I'm Princess Guinevere." Everyone gasped except for Andross who didn't get it. "Listen boys. I accomplished something by pulling together. Pulling together with the dark side. Something I never could have done if not for joining forces." The Princess snapped her fingers and a container appeared by her side. Inside the Container, was the ruler of Pharae, Roy. He was floating in a clear liquid that enabled him from moving.
"That's excellent Princess! So you did capture him, the newspaper said that he might have run away... Have you come to help us?" She looked at Bowser with a curious look.
"You, Bowser, need to get with it. What has happened to you? You used to be so evil. I admired that. But now... You've turned soft." Everyone gasped again except Andross who said:
"Can he breathe in there?" The princess rolled her eyes and ignored him.
"You all need to be put in some kind of boot camp that turns you more evil! You need to be relentless, mean, nasty, and cruel!! Yes, I will help you Bowser. However, we need to start now! And take everyone by storm!! Then, the whole planet will be yours!" Everyone cheered in an evil way (Menacing laughs).
Roy attempted to open an eye. He couldn't move, but he could still hear, and he had heard all of their conversation. He knew what he had to do ..... If only he could get out of this liquid...
Link and Zelda where also hidden in Ganondorf's premises. Bowser was surprisingly right; Link had saved Zelda when Ganondorf was away. They had attempted to leave, but when they heard people coming, they had to hide. They had heard what was going to happen like Roy! Link was eager to leave and start planning on what to do about the villains, but Zelda was persistent on saving the boy in the container.
"Zelda..."
"Link...." Zelda smiled her cutesy smile and Link gave in. They were going to save him.. But Zelda was beginning to ponder on Andross' question. Could he breathe in there?? Was it too late? Maybe Andross wasn't so stupid...
"Zelda! Get down!" Link whispered, but it was too late. Andross passed by them and looked right at her.
"Hi," He said and walked away. Ooooookay... never mind. Zelda and Link waited until the coast was clear and they snuck along the wall until they reached Roy. Link was surprised that Princess Guinevere just left Roy there. But then again, he couldn't really do anything in there. When they got up close, Zelda could see how handsome Roy was. He had Auburn reddish hair with beautiful clear skin. Zelda bet his eyes where beautiful too. If only he would open them... Link tampered with the container top, trying to get it to get open, but it wouldn't budge.
"I'll be right back; I'm just going to go get Roy... You never know what might happen to him out there..." Lady Guinevere was coming! Zelda feared that she might have sensed someone was tampering with the container. Link wouldn't quit though. Zelda suggested that they just carry the container with them but it was much too heavy with the liquid inside... Link couldn't think of any more ideas, but Zelda had one. She took Link's sword out of it's sheath and struck it into the container, careful not to hit Roy. Liquid spilled everywhere, but they didn't care. They picked him up and fled.
"ARRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Guinevere let out a long high pitched, exasperated screech that scattered Ganon's glass.