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I might not own Ranma half; if I do then you can call me Rumiko Takahashi.
Ranma looked around amazed, as he had done every time he woke up like this. He was floating in a white void, surrounded by everyone he had ever met in life, all of them spinning slowly around him, with his family and the Tendos closest to him, and other people extending off into the bleak white plain. Ryoga was randomly flashing from one spot to the next, cursing his name and taking a swipe at him whenever he got the chance.
Akane grabbed his arm in an uncharacteristically nervous gesture and pulled him towards her. Unnoticed by both of them, everyone else's positions shifted accordingly.
"Where are we Ranma? What's happening?" Akane trembled as the invisible force pulled her away from Ranma and put her back into orbit.
"I don't know Akane, but I can't help but feel it's happened before…" Ranma dodged a punch from Ryoga and watched as he sailed by, in an erratic arc, then turned, and zoomed straight back towards Ranma, before disappearing in a bright flash.
Suddenly, the air started vibrating, an electric hum punctuated by a thunderous clacking; only pausing slightly every few seconds. Equally suddenly, Shampoo and Ukyo moved closer to Ranma, while Akane moved farther away, joining each other in an oval shaped orbit about fifteen feet away from Ranma.
A few seconds later, three women flashed into existence next to him, so close they were almost touching. Each of the women were tightly clutching nearly identical marriage contracts in one hand. That's where the similarities ended; one was a young girl with short cropped bubblegum pink hair, wearing a red cheongsam, the next was a teenager that wore a green schoolgirl uniform and had shoulder length brown hair, the last was a teen with short black hair, wearing a tank top and baggy jeans.
It was the jean girl who spoke first, "Gohan? Where are you? Gohan?"
This shocked the schoolgirl out of her reverie, "Who's Gohan? Inuyasha!!!! Inuyashaaaa!!!!"
The combined wailing of the other two finally broke pinky out of her trance, she floated there fuming for a few seconds before adding to the conversation, "Where. Is. My. SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The entire assembly of assorted martial artists, priestess, ninja, and other assorted people in the background, broke into chaos, and the resulting noise was almost loud enough to drown out the words that came next.
"It was a typical day in the life of Ranma Saotome." And with that dreaded proclamation, everyone except Ranma and Akane faded away, and the white nothingness changed into Furinkan high school's grounds. Ranma looked around, sighed in relief, and turned to Akane, "That sure was weird eh Akane…?" Ranma caught himself in mid sentence as he noticed the pronounced Aura around his fiancées body. And then the mallet in her hand, and then all he saw was sky.
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This, is a tribute, to every author who has posted a story without a title, and every bad, unoriginal story out there. Especially the crossovers.